Chook Me! - Roosters Restaurant Knowledge Base

Roosters Restaurant Knowledge Base

Why do roosters crow in the morning (a question from McDonald restaurant) ? See detail for my questions? The following is an answer provided by the McDonald restaurant: "Roosters crow to attract a hen. The evolutional belief is that they used to crow all the time (such Casanovas!), but the crowing sound attracted predator as well. So roosters took to crowing when they wouldn't be such easy targets. This was usually during times of low light , like dawn or dusk." My questions: Who did the study for roosters and who organized and performed the whole evolutional process ? How was the dna of roosters be changed so that they don't crow all the time anymore? Who did that?

Roosters Restaurant Recipe? For Wings and Sauce? Okay so my ultimate favorite food is Roosters Boneless Wings with BBQ sauce. http://www.roosterswings.com/index.php But how do you make them? Does anyone have a recipe?

Are roosters wings bigger and better than most other wing places? What is your favorite wing restaurant?

What do you think of Red Rooster (chicken restaurant)? The people, service, costs, food, cleanliness. I didn't know it was only available in Australia! Have a good public holiday!!

Looking for a Mexican Villa restaurant recipe for sancho enchilada style burritos.? and the hot sauce someone said was called Rooster sauce. I would appreciate any close versions or the restaurant's recipe if possible. Restaurants are based out of Springfield Missouri. Thanks in advance. Nice! Thanks Charles. It looks ver close to what I am looking for.

Is there a restaurant near the DFW area in Texas that would serve rocky mountian oysters, or rooster testicles? I love food that is different, and I am very interested in trying both of these foods.

What is your favourite fast food restaurant? Mc Donalds? KFC? Hungry Jacks? Subway?Red Rooster? tell me yours i like subway and i like mc donalds and the chicken nuggest and popcorn from kfc but i don't eat very much from fast food restaurants anymore but i love Fillet O Fish burgers from Mc Donalds.

do you like the restaurant rooster's?

does anyone work at roosters, the wing place? i was thinking about applying there and i was just wondering what it is exactly. is it a regular restaurant with waiters and waitereses or do you work behind a counter? how old do you have to be to work there? thanks

has anyone ever heard of a restaurant called red rooster?

Does anyone have a recipe for Rooster's Bar & Grill Dumpster Fries, including sauce? I need a recipe for Rooster's restaurant's "Dumpster Fries". If anyone has one I would really like to have it. Thanks.

females , would you like a restaurant like Hooters if they had one with male only waiters? men in some sexy little out fits and all good looking ,giving you chicken with big smiles and we could call it roosters

Favorite take-away restaurant? What is your fav restaurant ? Maccas,, KFC... Red Rooster... Subway..... Hungry Jacks.... Burger king ,,,, or just your local fish and chip shop ? Also me and my friend are having and arguement about fast food restaaurants haha :D i just wanna know which is the best ..

Is hot sauce bad for a diet? I was wondering if Hot Sauce is bad for diets. Theres this one specific Asian hot sauce that I absolutely love, its the Rooster Sauce logo one that almost every Asian restaurant has on their table. Is it bad for a diet? I use tons of it.

Is that Rooster sauce that you find in restaurants Chinese or Vietnamese in origin?

Asian restaurant vs. French restaurant? A while back I lost my rooster to Asians when they sold me down the river after a cock fight (Rooster fight) when the Police found us out. Anyway, the fight took place behind a Chinese restaurant and after I got arrested a few of those Asians whom I had erroneously paled around with took my rooster and are now holding it hostage. They demand for its safe return that I barge into the French restaurant across the street and insist that they surrender their restaurant. The question is do I confront the Asians and risk losing my roster or invade the French restaurant that has done me no harm?

Best restaurant for chicken wings? for me, it's either Roosters or Hooters BarbieGirlsSister: What is wrong with you? Ever heard of a little thing called EXERCISE? Lol, you're skinny & sexy huh? I highly doubt that

healthy restaurant competition? i have to design a restaurant, and i'm doing mine based on a healthy one, and i have to identify my identify my competitors and how i can overcome this...can anyone tell me what goes next after this para i wrote? and add anything you think is good...thank you!! In the area of sunshine, there are a variety of fast food restauranst including those of McDonalds, KFC, Subway ,Red Rooster, La Porchetta, Pizza Hut, different types of cafe's, and middle eastern dining such as chinese, and indian restaurants. Due to no restaurants secified only for ealthy food, it will make my restaurant more stronger in the merketing section and also appeal to those who are looking to seek a more healthier choice. There will be minor to none competitors howevever, but lets not forget the there are some healthy choices offered at McDonalds, mostly at breakfast, which can outdo me, if dont...

Which Australian fast food restaurant gets best paid? ? like maccers/red rooster/ chicken treat/ kfc/ dominoes/ pizza hut/ sub way/

16 and new to the labor force! Work Permit etc.? I just recently turned 16 and I'm really in need of a job! I've received my work permit application from my school and I guess I need to get the next section signed by an employer. This is very serious for me and I would like my questions to be answered by serious people! 1. How does the "getting your work permit signed by your employer" part work? Do I need to get hired first then get it officially signed? 2. I've found some jobs online and specifically Twisted Rooster the restaurant, I printed out an application and wonder, do I go up to any Twisted Rooster restaurant and give them the application after completing it? 3. On some parts of the applications its say that I need to put down recent employment history. Do I leave this blank and write down N/A? *I also live in MICHIGAN* So anyone who has work experience in what I am talking about would be greatly appreciated! Thank you for your time(:!

For the following sentences, have I used the pronouns correctly? 1. Oscar told Victor that he had a bad temper. Oscar told Victor that, “You had a bad temper.” 2. The service at the Island Rooster Restaurant was terrible; he was slow to bring our menus and forgot to take our orders. The service at the Island Rooster Restaurant was terrible; it was slow too bringing our menus and forgot to take our orders. 3. I was offered a position at Express Services, which pleased me. I was pleased that Express Services offered me a job. 4. From the cashier to the counter staff, everybody does their best to make the customers feel special. Everybody from the cashier to the counter staff does their best to make the customers feel special. 5. I loved my visit to Halifax; they are so friendly and warm. I loved my visit to Halifax, since they are so friendly and warm. My answers are at the bottom, I just want to know if I did it right.

Can Red Rooster do this to it's employees? I have a good friend who is 16 years old and recently Red Rooster sacked her because she is too old. She worked there part time obviously because she's still at school. Is this right and legal? Are they allowed to do this? It just seems fucken wrong to me. What can she do about this situation? This is in Australia by the way, and if you don't know what Red Rooster is, it's a fast food restaurant like Maccas and KFC

You can eat Chicken but what about Rooster - is that edible ? If so why isn't it served at restaurants ? Just curious - I've never heard of anyone eating Rooster before & wondered why that is ? Has anyone ate it ? Does it taste just like Chicken or does it taste funny ?? Just Curious I know its a Chicken -DUH - but I was told its not used at all only female chickens -is that true ?

A trial Shift at fast food shop? I have two trial shifts next week next week at a fast food restaurant [mcDonalds, red rooster, etc] and I dunno what to do. I'm sure the manager knows I don't have any experience. so What is the purpose? I duno what to do?

What was your worst restaurant/store experience? Just out of curosity. Mine was in The Red Rooster Market in Bristol. We had already ordered the food, me, my mom, dad, aunt and uncle got our food, went outside to eat on a wooden table. We start to eat (I felt like something was going to happen) and I see a red ant. Then my uncle spots it on the table, his knee hits the top of the table and a whole army of red ants invade our table. We just left our food on the table and got up and left and went to Arby's and ordered more food and dined in. My worst store experience is I was at work one time (this will make you sick) I went on bathroom break I was about to pee really bad, I thought I was going to die and I just had a 5 minute bathroom break. I stand outside the door because I thought someone had the key I'm like 'if anyone is in there, could you please hurry?' some woman opened the door and im like "can you please hurry?" shes like "honey, i did it all over myself" i thought i was going to puke it smelled so bad. so i run to my boss and turns out I had to use the men's bathroom, lol. That day was like the worst day of my life and plus I had already got into it with some woman over a rain check. So has anyone ever had any experieneces like this? Can anyone top me off? a rock in your burrito? omg thats awful. i wouldve been pissed

KFC, MCDONALDS, RED ROOSTER order these restaurants..? in order starting from the healthiest of the 3... if you can ;D

Do we eat rooster and bulls? I always see chicken and beef in restaurants and grocery stores. Is there a possibility that we are eating rooster and bulls ? If not what is done with them.

A job at red rooster, i don't know if i'm hired or not? Hi i'm a 15 year old living in Australia. I've recently applied at a fast food restaurant called red rooster. They called me back within a few days and gave me an interview but the manager didn't really ask me anything at the interview but she told me what happens in the kitchen, at the counter etc and told me stuff about training. She told me to come back after a few days to sign some contracts. I went back on that day and i signed some stuff and gave her my bank details, tax file number, a copy of my passport and told her my uniform size and my mum also had to sign some stuff about under 16 workers. When i did all of that, she told me that she'll call me again on about thursday and i'll probably get started on friday or saturday. But it's Sunday night right now and she still hasn't called me. Did she mean she'll call me on thursday IF i'm hired or that i'm already hired? i'm really confused now since she still hasn't called. I don't know if i should go check whats going on or not and if i do need to go in and check, what do i say?

What does Pico de gallo? Okay, I was eating at a Mexican restaurant , and we were wondering what Pico de gallo means in English. We thought it meant something about tomatoes, but when we asked a lady who spoke spanish there, she said it was like " beak of the rooster". I was just wondering if anybody new what it was for sure. Thanks! Oh my gosh I mean IS! Sorry!

Joke time! Mr. Wong and his eggs? George walks in a small Chinese restaurant, found a table and placed his order for a hard-boiled egg. After 2 minutes, Mr. Wong came out of the kitchen with an egg in a plate. George cracked it up and found out that there is nothing but shell. Hungry and angry he again ordered for another hard boiled egg. Again, Mr. Wong brought another one and for crying out loud, George found that it is again empty. He went up to Mr. Wong furious and asked if he is trying to make fun of him. Mr. Wong went to the kitchen got a whip and stormed out of the restaurant into his poultry whipping and shouting at the roosters and hens: “I tord you many times not use condom!”

If Jesus were a rooster, and laid an egg at the highpoint of your roof, would the egg roll left or right? Considering your roof looked somewhat like this: http://www.newenglandmetalroof.com/metal_roofing/metal-roof-restaurant.jpg

I'm 13: where can I get a job? I live on the Central Coast of NSW, I turn 14 in 6 months. I'm so sick of hearing that people below 14 and 9 months can't become employed when I see people from my school that are just 14 or 13 working at Boost juice bars, red rooster, and in restaurants that aren't family owned. Also, you should know that in my town people walk their own dogs; I've been down that job path, babysitters can't be trusted, I can't do paper round because apparently you need a car these days & already have a weak allowance of about $15 a month. If you could also tell me how or where I can build/make a resume that would be great (:

Can you remember anything from your second or third year? I remember being in a crib and my nurse coming in to pick me up. I heard a rooster crowing outside and saw the sun through a set of filmy curtains. I must have been about two years old. And I remember being in a restaurant in Albuquerque NM when I was three. Strange disjointed scenarios like running past big peoples' legs and hearing "Mockingbird Hill" on the juke box.

FAST FOOD! IS IT BAD FOR MY SKIN? I just got a job at Red Rooster (its a fast food restaurant) I had my first shift yesterday for 9 hours, i was working on the fryers.. My skin suddenly broke out and i started to get acne back only after 1 day! what can i do to stop this? I'm using a skin toner.. and i'm a guy

Okay weird WEIRD abnormal dream? I dreamed that my dad wasnt supposed to take some roosters car to leave from a dinner to get more food. (A guy in a rooster costume's car[wtf i know]) And there was this coach like it was a little kid's baseball team there. So I was telling my dad not to take the car because the rooster guy would be left there and we would be somewhere else and the coach would know its obvious. So he took it anyways with me in it We got to a restaurant called zaxbys. And then he was ordering the food when the angry coach was standing on these weird stairs above us with light shining down on him. I kept having to pull my shirt down for some reason. And then I said, "I told you, Dad... I told you." And he made all the children gather around my dad to teach him what "fashion was" ordered by the coach. REALLY WEIRD OKAY. Anyways THIS IS WHERE IT GETS WEIRD. My dad is totally disappeared. We're still at zaxbys with all these kids. And then Im sitting in a chair with these boys. And they keep calling some red head boy in a room behind us a ginger. They were like ohhh a GINGER. Then I looked behind and I saw what the coach was doing to the kid. He was licking his hair and sucking on it. Like tongue kissing. I WAS LIKE WTF?!?! And then his wife was rubbing on some other kid. COMES OUT THAT THE RED HEAD KID WAS THE COACH'S SON. Anyways. It was somehow on tape in my hand afterwards and I gave it to the manager. That's all I remember. But I was worried that the kid had to go home to that weird dad.

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Not to be missed! Drum n Bass, Hip Hop, Soul, Funk, Dubstep Learn Cuban Salsa at Roosters Bar, Warrington Thursday 19th February - about 17 miles from you Learn Cuban Salsa with the Salsa...feel the heat team. Salsa Promo at 53 Degrees, Preston Thursday 19th February - about 25 miles from you Promo is the biggest and best student clubnight in Preston. RnB, Pop/Commercial, Club Classics, Cheesy Dance The Amazing Kappa at Metro Bar And Restaurant, Liverpool Thursday 19th February - about 4 miles from you The Amazing Kappa, probably Liverpool's best live band play every Thursday from 10pm.(Rock, Soul & Funk Music) Doors open from 7pm. 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I just found a rooster, how do I care for it? While I was ending my shift at my job (a restaurant) we found a domestic-ish rooster roaming around. Animal Care & Control said it was "too late" to come out for one rooster & the FOUR police officers that were too scared to go near it didn't know what to do. Since I volunteer in a no-kill animal shelter I was able to call the women who owns it & she said she'll arrange it going to a farm a few hours away (we're in Queens). I was able to put the rooster in a HUGE refrigerator box with some unsalted crackers, because it was all we had that seemed suitable & a small bowl of water. Tomorrow he will be going to the shelter were we have a nice big cage for him until he can be brought to said farm in a few days. Queens has had a high level of chicken sacrificing in the wooded areas, so we're assuming this very big boy got away from an unfortunate fate. I feel really bad that he'll have to spend a few days in a cage, but how can we make it more comfortable for him? What should we feed him & how much water should he get? All help is appreciated, thanks! Syd: Yes, a vegetarian would do that . . . thanks for being SO HELPFUL! -__-

What do you think of this? I made a short story about the chickens ruling the whole world... Roosters around the entire planet were angry because the humans were eating them everyday. They came up with a plan. They began eating humans and started their own restaurants. They came up with several fried item recipes.

POLL: Favorite brand of hot sauce? I like Tabasco and that big red one with the rooster on it that many Chinese restaurants use (I forget what it's called).

KFC closing down..?????/ waaat? my frend told me that soon all KFC's will be closed down around the world i asked my sister and she said shed herd it aswell but there was a rumour about this 2 years ago and it never happened is it true or another rumour and if its true why KFC why not a stupid lil restaurant like chicken treat or red rooster ?? help

Mexican cook singing a song about a rooster.? I work in a kitchen at a chain restaurant, and all of the cooks are from Mexico. One in particular was singing a song about a rooster, and it's been driving me crazy trying to figure out what it is or how it really goes. If any one has any info about it, please let me know. The only part I know (or what I can get from broken english) is this: Today I talked to my rooster My rooster said to me Why did you treat me so bad Why didn't you take care of me Thanks!

favorite hot sauce??? what's your favorite hot sauce??? my favorite hot sauce is called Sriracha. it's found in most Asian restaurants, and it has a rooster on the bottle with a green cap. tell me yours. :D

Help me to write a report on Healthy fast food! for Aussies Please!!!? If some of you could answers these question most truthfully it would help me out alot! 1. Do you buy from food from fast food restaurants? □ Yes □ No □ Sometimes How often do you buy food from fast food restaurants? □ Once a year □ 2 times a month □ Once a month □ More then 5 times a week □ 5 times a week □ Once a week 2. Which fast food restaurants have you bought from in the last month? (please answer all that apply to you) □ Bucking Bull □ Domino’s □ Fritz Gelato □ Go Sushi □ Hungry Jacks □ KFC □ Mac Donald’s □ Oporto’s □ Pizza hut □ Pure + Natural □ Red Rooster □ Subway □ Sumo Salad 3. Please list any other fast food places that you have shopped at in the last month. _______________________________________________________ 4. What is your favourite fast food restaurant?: _______________________________________________________ 5. Do you look for healthier options? □ Yes □ No □ Sometime 6. When shopping at a fast food restaurant do you look for the heart foundation tick? □ Yes □ No □ Sometimes 7. Do you ask or look for the nutrition sheet when buying fast food? □ Yes □ No □ Sometimes 8. Do you buy from the burger range? □ Yes □ No □ Sometimes 9. If you buy from the burger range do you look for a “healthier burger choice? □ Yes □ No □ Sometimes □ I do not believe that there is a healthy burger or a healthier burger choice at fast food restaurants. 10. Do you buy salads from fast food restaurants? □ Yes □ No □ Sometimes 11. Do you have a favourite healthy food choice from a fast food restaurant? □ Yes □ No 12. If you answered yes please list it below. _______________________________________________________ 13. Does the waiting/serving time affect if your choice of a healthier option? □ Yes □No □ Sometimes □ Unsure 14. Are you usually happy with the quality and quantity of the healthy food or the healthier alternatives you receive? □ Yes □ No □ Sometimes 15. Are you male or female? □ Female □ Male 16. Which age group do you fit into? □ 15 or under□ 16-20□ 21-25□ 26-30□ 31-35 □ 36-45□ 46-55□ 56-65 □ 66 + Thank you So much!!!

what else do you have to do? Yankee Doodle went to town riding on a chicken. He went into a restaurant and came out finger ____. 2. Yankee Doodle went to town riding on a monkey. He had to take a shower quick, because he smelled so ______. 3. Yankee Doodle went to town riding on a rooster. His saddle wasn't high enough, so now he's got a _______. 4. Yankee Doodle flew through space riding on a rocket. He landed on the moon and brought some cheese home in his ___. 5. Yankee Doodle went to town with his favorite blankey. Every time he had to sneeze he used it as a _______. 6. Yankee Doodle went to France with his golden Visa. But he could not afford to buy Da Vinci's Mona ____. 7. Mrs. Doodle went to town riding on a 'gator. She didn't feed the 'gator so the hungry 'gator __

blondes jokes.....................??????? Q: Why do blondes wear green lipstick? A: Because red means stop. Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: They have to have some place to rest their ankles. Q: Why do blondes where big hoop earrings? A: To put their feet through. Q: What's a brunette's mating call? A: Has that blonde gone yet? A2: When is that blonde bitch going to leave!? A3: "All the blondes have gone home!" Q: What do you say to a blonde that won't give in? A: "Have another beer." Q: Why is a blonde like a door knob? A: Because everybody gets a turn. Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a Porsche? A: You don't lend the Porsche out to your friend. Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a toothbrush? A: You don't let your best friend borrow your toothbrush. Q: What is the difference between a blonde and "The Titanic"? A: They know how many men went down on "The Titanic". Q: What's the first thing a blonde does in the morning? A1: Introduces him/her self. A2: Walks home. Q: How can you tell when a blonde is dating? A: By the buckle print on her forehead. Q: How can you tell who is a blonde's boyfriend? A: He's the one with the belt buckle the matches the impression in her forehead. Q: What two things in the air can get a blonde pregnant? A: Her feet! Q: What do blondes and cow-pats have in common? A: They both get easier to pick-up with age. Q: What does a screen door and a blonde have in common? A: The more you bang it, the looser it gets. Q: What do you call two nuns and a blonde? A: Two tight ends and a wide receiver. Q: Why did the blonde cross the road? A1: Forget the road, what was she doing out of the bedroom!? A2: I don't know. R: Neither did she. Q: Why did the blonde smile when she walked the marriage aisle? A: She realized she gave her last blowjob. Q: Why did the blonde have a sore navel? A: Because her boyfriend was also blond! Q: Why did they call the blonde "twinkie"? A: She liked to be filled with cream. Did you hear the one about the blonde who thought that "love handles" referred to her ears? Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a rooster? A: In the morning a rooster says, "Cock'll-doodl-doooo", while a blonde says, "Any-cock'll-doooo." Q: What is the difference between a blonde and the Grand Old Duke of York? A: The Grand Old Duke of York only 'had' 10000 men. Q: Why did the blonde wear condoms on her ears? A: So she wouldn't get Hearing Aides. Q: What's the difference between a prostitute, a nymphomaniac, and a blonde? A: The prostitute says, "Aren't you done yet?" The nympho says, "Are you done already?" The blonde says, "Beige...I think I'll paint the ceiling beige." Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a telephone? A: It costs 30 cents to use a telephone. Q: What do blondes wear behind their ears to attract men. A: Their heels. Confucius say; blonde who fly upside down have crack up. Q: What does a blonde do if she is not in bed by 10? A: She picks up her purse and goes home. A blonde and a brunette were discussing their boyfriends: Brunette: Last night I had *three* orgasms in a row! Blonde: That's nothing; last night I had over a hundred. Brunette: My god! I had no idea he was that good. Blonde: ( looking shocked ) Oh, you mean with one guy. Q: How do you describe the perfect blonde? A: 3 feet tall, no teeth, and a flat head to rest your beer on. Q: Why do blondes have vaginas? A: So guys will talk to them at parties. ... then there was the blonde who started the restaurant with the slogan "Billions Served - just today" Q: What do blondes do after they comb their hair? A: They pull up their pants. Q: Why is 68 the maximum speed for blonds? A: Because at 69 they blow a rod... Q: What is the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball? A: You can only put 3 fingers in a bowling ball.

Was I being paranoid or was I on to something? Yesterday evening I took someone to a nice little restaurant. It was kind of higher scale than we normally go to. Anyway, I got a bad feeling before we got in the door but quickly dismissed it. We were seated in a section the themed on the French Quarter of New Orleans. The place looked really nice. I scanned the room and noticed there was fake rooster standing on a ceiling beam which creeped me out a bit. Anyway, I was getting the feeling like we, or maybe I, did not belong there. I felt like these were these subtle hints about it. After awhile I started to feel like I did not belonglike I was trespassing. I was bothered that it took about 45 minutes for us to get our food. The place was not even packed! The other thing is that I felt like the waiter was talking a little too much to the lady I was with. She thinks he was gay though. So there, not feeling like I belong there and a possibly gay waiter hitting on the woman I was with. What does that sound like. I am normally not like this, however, some things seemes too strong to ignore. DRAGON 2012 "Great fortune for U.S." Thanks, but Voodoo was not the source. That would be cool though.

Seinfeld!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!? Ok, first of all I LOVE Seinfeld, one of the best TV shows ever. You can relate every episode! So heres my question, you know Cosmo Kramer. He is quite a genius. Sure he thought a rooster laid eggs, but his ideas are worth millions and maybe billions. His "make your own pizza" was genius. They are restaurants right now that are making some bank on it! So yea do you agree on me or what?

What are some cafes/store I could work at? Your Open QuestionShow me another » What are some cafes/store I could work at? APART from: Baker's Delight Diva Dome The Coffee Club Boost Juice Red Rooster, Mcdonalds, etc etc Sumo Salad Dominoes il Gelato MYO Dusk The Cheesecake Shop T2 They need to be in PERTH, WA and allow teens to work there :) *Not fancy places like expensive restaurants and places that need experience. I dont have experience!! Im nearly 15, still in high school THANKS!!! SGElite No, minimum working age is 14 in WA, under 15s need parental consent. All places I've listed I have asked, min age req. For them is 14.

Selection of blonde jokes.? Q: What do you call a blonde with a dollar bill on her head? A: All you can eat under a buck. Q: Why is a blonde like a hardware store? A: They are both 10¢ a screw! Submitted by: Claude Wimberly Q: What is a blonde's favorite nursery rhyme? A: Humpme Dumpme! Submitted by: Ian R. Almond Q: What did the blonde's right leg say to the left leg? A: Nothing. They've never met. A: Between the two of us, we can make a lot of money. Q: What's the mating call of the blonde? A: "I'm *sooo* drunk!" Q: What is the mating call of the ugly blonde? A: (Screaming) "I said: I'm drunk!" Q: Why do blondes wear green lipstick? A: Because red means stop. Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: They have to have some place to rest their ankles. Q: Why do blondes where big hoop earrings? A: To put their feet through. Q: What's a brunette's mating call? A: Has that blonde gone yet? A2: When is that blonde b*tch going to leave!? A3: "All the blondes have gone home!" Q: What do you say to a blonde that won't give in? A: "Have another beer." Q: Why is a blonde like a door knob? A: Because everybody gets a turn. Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a Porsche? A: You don't lend the Porsche out to your friend. Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a toothbrush? A: You don't let your best friend borrow your toothbrush. Q: What is the difference between a blonde and "The Titanic"? A: They know how many men went down on "The Titanic". Q: What's the first thing a blonde does in the morning? A1: Introduces him/her self. A2: Walks home. Q: How can you tell when a blonde is dating? A: By the buckle print on her forehead. Q: How can you tell who is a blonde's boyfriend? A: He's the one with the belt buckle the matches the impression in her forehead. Q: What two things in the air can get a blonde pregnant? A: Her feet! Q: What do blondes and cow-pats have in common? A: They both get easier to pick-up with age. Q: What does a screen door and a blonde have in common? A: The more you bang it, the looser it gets. Q: What do you call two nuns and a blonde? A: Two tight ends and a wide receiver. Q: Why did the blonde cross the road? A1: Forget the road, what was she doing out of the bedroom!? A2: I don't know. R: Neither did she. Q: Why did the blonde smile when she walked the marriage aisle? A: She realized she gave her last blowjob. Q: Why did the blonde have a sore navel? A: Because her boyfriend was also blond! Q: Why did they call the blonde "twinkie"? A: She liked to be filled with cream. Did you hear the one about the blonde who thought that "love handles" referred to her ears? Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a rooster? A: In the morning a rooster says, "Cock'll-doodl-doooo", while a blonde says, "Any-cock'll-doooo." Q: What is the difference between a blonde and the Grand Old Duke of York? A: The Grand Old Duke of York only 'had' 10000 men. Q: Why did the blonde wear condoms on her ears? A: So she wouldn't get Hearing Aides. Q: What's the difference between a prostitute, a nymphomaniac, and a blonde? A: The prostitute says, "Aren't you done yet?" The nympho says, "Are you done already?" The blonde says, "Beige...I think I'll paint the ceiling beige." Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a telephone? A: It costs 30 cents to use a telephone. Q: What do blondes wear behind their ears to attract men. A: Their heels. Confucius say; blonde who fly upside down have crack up. Q: What does a blonde do if she is not in bed by 10? A: She picks up her purse and goes home. A blonde and a brunette were discussing their boyfriends: Brunette: Last night I had *three* orgasms in a row! Blonde: That's nothing; last night I had over a hundred. Brunette: My god! I had no idea he was that good. Blonde: ( looking shocked ) Oh, you mean with one guy. Q: How do you describe the perfect blonde? A: 3 feet tall, no teeth, and a flat head to rest your beer on. Q: Why do blondes have vaginas? A: So guys will talk to them at parties. ... then there was the blonde who started the restaurant with the slogan "Billions Served - just today" Q: What do blondes do after they comb their hair? A: They pull up their pants. Q: Why is 68 the maximum speed for blonds? A: Because at 69 they blow a rod... Q: What is the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball? A: You can only put 3 fingers in a bowling ball

A huge, no MASSIVE selection of blonde jokes, funny.? A car was driving down the street when all of a sudden it started swerving. The car was going back and forth till someone with a cell phone called the police. A police officer pulled the car over. A blonde rolls down the window and says, " Officer, I'm so glad you are here. I saw a tree in the road, then I saw another. So I had to swerve to keep from hitting it!" The officer looks at her, then says, "Ma'am, that's your air freshener." Q: What do you call a blonde in a Volkswagen? A: FarFromThinking Q: Why is it good to have a blonde passenger? A: You can park in the handicap zone. Q: Why was the blonde upset when she got her Driver's License? A: Because she got an "F" in sex. A blonde was driving down the highway to Disneyland when she saw a sign that said "DISNEYLAND LEFT". After thinking for a minute, she said to herself "oh well !" and turned around an drove home. On her way home the same blonde drove past another sign that said "CLEAN RESTROOMS 8 MILES". By the time she drove eight miles, shehad cleaned 43 restrooms. Q: What does a blonde say when you ask her if her blinker is working? A: Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No. Q: What goes VROOM, SCREECH, VROOM, SCREECH, VROOM, SCREECH? A: A blonde going through a flashing red light. Q: What do you call an unmarried blond in a BMW? A: Divorcee' The Unites States government has issued a recall on all cars and trucks that have a headlight dimmer switch on the turn signal switch. The purpose for this is to cut the traffic accidents at night by 90%. Apparently that the 90% that they plan to cut is from blonds, because they keep getting their foot stuck in the steering wheel. Q: Why can't a blonde get a drivers license? A: Because every time the instructor says "Let's park" she jumps in the back seat. Q: What do blondes and turtles have in common? A: When they are on their backs they are screwed. Q: What is the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A: The mosquito stops sucking after you smack it. Q: A blonde is walking down the street with a pig under her arm. She passes a person who asks "Where did you get that?" A: The pig says, "I won her in a raffle!" Q: How did the blonde die ice fishing? A: She was run over by the zambonis machine (note from Zelo: for you REAL blondes out there that is the machine that makes ice in the ice-skating rinks!). Q: Why didn't the blonde want a window seat on the plane? A1: She'd just dyed her hair. A2: She'd just blow dried her hair and she didn't want it blown around too much. Q: How did the dumb blonde break her leg raking leaves? A: She fell out of the tree. A blonde was walking along, when she looked up to observe a bird flying overhead. Suddenly, the bird drops a load when it was directly over her. The blonde says, 1. "Good thing I had my mouth open, or that would've hit me right in the face!!!" 2. "Good thing that cows don't fly." There were three people stranded on an island, a brunette, a redhead, and a blonde. The brunette looked over the water to the mainland and estimated about 20 miles to shore. So she announced, "I'm going to try to swim to shore." So she swam out five miles, and got really tired. She swam out ten miles from the island, and she was too tired to go on, so she drowned. The second one, the redhead, said to herself, "I wonder if she made it." I guess it's better to try to get to the mainland than stay here and starve." So she attempts to swim out. The redhead had a lot more endurance than the brunette, as she swam out 10 miles before she even got tired. After 15 miles, she was too tired to go on, so she drowned. So the blonde thought to herself, "I wonder if they made it! I think I'd better try to make it, too." So she swam out 5 miles, ten miles, 15 miles, NINETEEN miles from the island. The shore was just in sight, but she said, "I'm too tired to go on!" So she swam back. I told my blonde girlfriend that I was going skeet shooting. She told me she didn't know how to cook them. A brunette and a blonde are walking along in a park. The brunette says suddenly, "Awww, look at the dead birdie." The blonde stops, looks up, and says, "Where?" Q: Did you hear about the blonde skydiver? A: She missed the Earth! Q: What did the blonde say to the physicist? A: "Why, I just love nuclear fission! What do you use for bait?" Q: How did the blonde try to kill the bird? A: She threw it off a cliff. Q: How does a blonde kill a fish? A: She drowns it. Q: How does a blonde kill a worm? A: She burys it. Two blondes were walking through the woods when one looked down and said "Oh, look at the deer tracks." The other blonde looks and says "Those aren't deer tracks, those are wolf tracks." "No. Those are deer tracks." They keep arguing, and arguing, and one half hour later they were both killed by a train. Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and bigfoot? A: Bigfoot has been sighted. A blonde opened a box of Cheerios® and exclaimed "LOOK! A box of donut seeds! Q: What do you call a blonde with a dollar bill on her head? A: All you can eat under a buck. Q: Why is a blonde like a hardware store? A: They are both 10¢ a screw! Q: What is a blonde's favorite nursery rhyme? A: Humpme Dumpme! Q: What did the blonde's right leg say to the left leg? A: Nothing. They've never met. A: Between the two of us, we can make a lot of money. Q: What's the mating call of the blonde? A: "I'm *sooo* drunk!" Q: What is the mating call of the ugly blonde? A: (Screaming) "I said: I'm drunk!" Q: Why do blondes wear green lipstick? A: Because red means stop. Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: They have to have some place to rest their ankles. Q: Why do blondes where big hoop earrings? A: To put their feet through. Q: What's a brunette's mating call? A: Has that blonde gone yet? A2: When is that blonde bitch going to leave!? A3: "All the blondes have gone home!" Q: What do you say to a blonde that won't give in? A: "Have another beer." Q: Why is a blonde like a door knob? A: Because everybody gets a turn. Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a Porsche? A: You don't lend the Porsche out to your friend. Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a toothbrush? A: You don't let your best friend borrow your toothbrush. Q: What is the difference between a blonde and "The Titanic"? A: They know how many men went down on "The Titanic". Q: What's the first thing a blonde does in the morning? A1: Introduces him/her self. A2: Walks home. Q: How can you tell when a blonde is dating? A: By the buckle print on her forehead. Q: How can you tell who is a blonde's boyfriend? A: He's the one with the belt buckle the matches the impression in her forehead. Q: What two things in the air can get a blonde pregnant? A: Her feet! Q: What do blondes and cow-pats have in common? A: They both get easier to pick-up with age. Q: What does a screen door and a blonde have in common? A: The more you bang it, the looser it gets. Q: What do you call two nuns and a blonde? A: Two tight ends and a wide receiver. Q: Why did the blonde cross the road? A1: Forget the road, what was she doing out of the bedroom!? A2: I don't know. R: Neither did she. Q: Why did the blonde smile when she walked the marriage aisle? A: She realized she gave her last blowjob. Q: Why did the blonde have a sore navel? A: Because her boyfriend was also blond! Q: Why did they call the blonde "twinkie"? A: She liked to be filled with cream. Did you hear the one about the blonde who thought that "love handles" referred to her ears? Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a rooster? A: In the morning a rooster says, "Cock'll-doodl-doooo", while a blonde says, "Any-cock'll-doooo." Q: What is the difference between a blonde and the Grand Old Duke of York? A: The Grand Old Duke of York only 'had' 10000 men. Q: Why did the blonde wear condoms on her ears? A: So she wouldn't get Hearing Aides. Q: What's the difference between a prostitute, a nymphomaniac, and a blonde? A: The prostitute says, "Aren't you done yet?" The nympho says, "Are you done already?" The blonde says, "Beige...I think I'll paint the ceiling beige." Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a telephone? A: It costs 30 cents to use a telephone. Q: What do blondes wear behind their ears to attract men. A: Their heels. Confucius say; blonde who fly upside down have crack up. Q: What does a blonde do if she is not in bed by 10? A: She picks up her purse and goes home. A blonde and a brunette were discussing their boyfriends: Brunette: Last night I had *three* orgasms in a row! Blonde: That's nothing; last night I had over a hundred. Brunette: My god! I had no idea he was that good. Blonde: ( looking shocked ) Oh, you mean with one guy. Q: How do you describe the perfect blonde? A: 3 feet tall, no teeth, and a flat head to rest your beer on. Q: Why do blondes have vaginas? A: So guys will talk to them at parties. ... then there was the blonde who started the restaurant with the slogan "Billions Served - just today" Q: What do blondes do after they comb their hair? A: They pull up their pants. Q: Why is 68 the maximum speed for blonds? A: Because at 69 they blow a rod... Q: What is the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball? A: You can only put 3 fingers in a bowling ball.