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where can I find free pictures of roosters and barns?

are my chickens hens or roosters? *******PICTURES INCLUDED!!!*******? i took a picture of their side and their behind, i didnt know if it would help or not, but are they hens or roosters? and can you tell me which ones are roosters and which ones are hens?? and is there a way to tell??? thanks!! and i heard that is the tip of their tail starts to curve it means they are a rooster...true???? thanks!! http://www.kodakgallery.com/ViewSlideshow.action?&collidparam=580437441114.538697581114.1245949628657

Are my chickens hens or roosters? **PICTURES INCLUDED** I would appreciate some answers!!!? The first two are Cinnamon, my Rhode Island Red. I am pretty sure he is a rooster, because he is huge, and picks on my Barred Rock hen Estella. Is this a rooster? The last two is Taco, the mystery chicken, which my family and I don't know what type of chicken it is! It looks a lot like a Rhode Island Red, but it has some black tips almost like wyandotte on most of it's feathers. Cinnamon doesn't pick on this chicken, so I don't know if it is a hen or rooster...or what breed! Whenever I tap Cinnamon on the beak, he will freeze and let me touch his whole head without him caring, and Taco will do that too, but Estella and another hen won't....So I'm not sure!!! THANKS SO MUCHLY!!! http://www.kodakgallery.com/ViewSlideshow.action?&collidparam=580437441114.600172832114.1248286901453 On the last 2 pictures, the chicken DOES have a comb, its just a rose comb so its hard to see. There is a link but its not highlited, you have to copy and paste!

looking 4 a web site i had cant find now, old black & white drawings of (i think 1930's) rooster pictures?

do you have something against roosters? I have quiet a collection of rooster pictures and I was wanting to know if anyone else gets as many random rooster pictures emailed to them as I do?

Where can I find a pattern for a rooster as far as beading? I have a large loom and I saw some pictures of roosters but I never came across the pattern. Does anyone know where I can find the pattern?

Does anyone have an old pattern for a dried bean rooster picture? All you young people don't laugh! My grandmother made these pictures out of dried beans, corn when I was young. The beans were glued to a piece of plywood. They were actually very pretty. The bugs have eaten away at them and I want to redo them. Does anyone know where the pattern can be obtained?

Can I get help finding a certain type of calendar refills? I have a framed calendar with seperate pages that you switch out. The publishing co. www.twojays.net can't be reached for ordering 2007 refills. The artist is Jo Moulton. The context of the pictures are roosters and chickens.I have searched until i am about to give up. See if you can help me please.

Survey | Why did my coworker punch me in the face after I asked if he liked cocks? He has pictures of roosters all over his cubicle walls.

what does the rooster/chicken symbolize on dining tables? I see a lot of American homes have these scupltures, and dishes all full of pictures that portray roosters and chickens. It has got to have some meaning to it, although its aesthetics could be one thing.

Need Recipe for Vietnamese Red Chilli Garlic Sauce - plastic bottle with ROOSTER picture & green lid? Do you know the recipe to make this sauce? I NEED the recipe cause i am addicted to it and unfortunately I cannot get it in my country! boo hoo This is a superb spicy Vietnamese Chilly sauce which is made in USA. It is a Red Chili Garlic Sauce, made by Huy Fong Foods (Rosemead, California). It comes in a plastic bottle (also comes in a squeezy bottle!). the bottle has chinese/vietnamese writing on it and has the picture of a rooster on it. The lid is green in color. The bottle says "Tuong Ot Toi Viet Nam" in white letters.

Pictures of an Araucana rooster that you purchased at McMarry Hatchery please?

a website with photo of Willie Scott Kansas city chiefs NFL player for year 1982 defensive tackle? a website with a picture, rooster and details

Is there anything wrong with my chickens? I have 4 black jersey giant hens, 2 are big and 2 are small. The small ones are black only (like normal hens), but the 2 big ones are starting to grow brown feathers!? I searched pictures of the rooster and the hen on Google to see if some might be roosters but none of the roosters had brown feathers. Is there anything wrong?? I'm 100% sure they're black jersey giants. Need HIGH QUALITY answers ONLY plz

WANT Recipe for Vietnamese Red Chilli Garlic Sauce - plastic bottle with ROOSTER picture & green lid? Do you know the recipe to make this sauce? I NEED the recipe cause i am addicted to it and unfortunately I cannot get it in my country! boo hoo This is a superb spicy Vietnamese Chilly sauce which is made in USA. It is a Red Chili Garlic Sauce, made by Huy Fong Foods (Rosemead, California). It comes in a plastic bottle (also comes in a squeezy bottle!). the bottle has chinese/vietnamese writing on it and has the picture of a rooster on it. The lid is green in color. The bottle says "Tuong Ot Toi Viet Nam" in white letters. PLEASE DON'T GIVE ME THE RECIPE FOR SRIRACHA SAUCE, I WANT THE RECIPE FOR THE CHILLY GARLIC SAUCE - THE THICK CHUNKY HOT SAUCE THAT THEY SELL ON THE WEBSITE http://www.huyfong.com/no_frames/product.htm THANKS SO MUCH. Just wanted to add, that I am NOT looking for recipes with "FISH SAUCE" in them please! thanks

I need help in telling if my chickens are hens or roosters? Hello all! I bought 6 chicks right before Easter this year for my son and we bought them from the straight run. Now I am trying to sort out if they are roosters or hens. I am fairly certain that two of them are roosters judging by the hackle and saddle feathers. No one is crowing yet but someone is making a strangled sound occasionally as though trying to crow. Any help is appreciated! They are almost 4 mos. old and I do have pictures of them. They are Araucanas and Wyandottes.

where can I find a high resolution or HD picture of a rooster? (for free)? I am trying to find a high resolution picture so that I can get it framed for my dad to hang up on his wall since he is very obsessed with roosters. Thanks for the help! p.s. It can't be a painting. oh yeah and the rooster picture has to have the full body of the rooster.

how much are the postage stamps with th picture of rooster on the weather vane?

What kind of chicken and rooster? I have a chicken and a rooster and I don't know what there breed/kind they are. Here's the pictures of them: Rooster http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/560/brownieb.jpg/ Chicken http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/813/nenao.jpg/ The chicken lays white eggs, if that helps.

What is that site called where it has loads of funny avatars... it like has a picture of a rooster as its logo? ive been on this site before and it has loads of avatars, really funny, like it has different categories for like celebraty ones, love ones, fnny ones, goth ones you know what i mean - can anyone help?

Does anyone know where to find a discontinued baseball cap? I have a trucker hat that I bought at lids a few years ago. It is yellow on the front and green mesh in the back. there is a picture of a rooster and underneath it reads "Best in Show" If ANYONE knows where i can find this hat, or has one they would be willing to part with PLEASE reply.

where is the rooster in the December/January 2012 Cooks Country Magazine? In the Cook's Country magazine they put a little picture of a rooster in one of the pages. Does anyone know where it is in the 2012 December/January issue or the February/March 2012 issue? Its driving my mom and I crazy! Thanks:)

OK so how do you deal with finding porn mags?!?!? Was cleaning out my daughter's bedroom the other day and discovered a porn magazine stuffed under the bed, it was no skin magazine, it was replete with pictures of... roosters and cats... if you get my drift. My 16 y.o. stepdaughter is here part time and my daughter claims the magazine was put there by her. How do I drive home the point that this kind of material is inappropriate to be having around her 11 year old sister, without stomping the living Christ out of her budding sexuality? I have talked to both girls about sex but I have yet to bring this up to the stepdaughter. I just know as soon as I mention this she is going to turn red and curl up in a ball and wish to die. How can I get her to open up to me and bring questions to me instead of stashing porno in her sister's room. Thanks. I just don't want my stepdaughter to grow up thinking she owes it to a guy to be nothing more than an object for his gratification -- she is a beautiful girl and deserves all the love and respect a fellow has to offer. I don't want her thinking she has to settle for less.

I was wondering if anyone knew of the disquailifactions in japanese bantams? and if i could show mine? I may show the hens if possible but probly not. But i was wondering if i could show the rooster? For pictures just e-mai me at geo.belling@hotmail.com Thankyou!

trying to figure out if the h rate stamp is worth 33 cents or not if not what then? picture of rooster in sun light top of stamp say the "h" rate make up stamp

What is the title of this book? It is a picture book. I think that it has the picture of a rooster, then you turn the page and see a window and the rooster, then you turn the page and see the rooster, the window and the house, then you turn the page and see the rooster, the window, the house, and the whole neighborhood. I may be wrong, but every time the picture has more and more details until you see the world. I also had it in a Power Point Presentation; but I don't remember its name.

How to combine Ocean and Lodge themes.? My husband likes oceans - I like mountains/lodge style. We are going to be decorating our house soon. Living room will have an ocean theme (net with shells, ocean picture, etc.). Kitchen has rooster curtains. I want to create a lodge theme room for "my" space. Is there a good way to make things flow from one style to another so it doesn't seem chopped up? I'd like both of us to be able to have some of our favorite things.

where can i get pic of rooster? i'm looking for picture of rooster; the english indie rock band. but all i found were small ones.

In the 80's, there was a t-shirt that said Rad Rooster, and it had a picture of a rooster on a skateboard.? Does anyone remember this? And if so, do you know where I can find one now?

If Slick G tells you you're a "big girl" then shows you a picture of a rooster, does it mean he likes you? I'm teetering between offended and flattered right now.

How take the subject of a photo and place it onto a different background on photoshop elements 8? So......I want to submit a picture of my beautiful brown leghorn rooster to the Backyard Poultry magazine. I was able to snap several very nice poses of him, but the background image is not the prettiest. How do I take the roosters body and put it on a different background such as a snowy scene using PHOTO SHOP ELEMENTS 8? Thanks a lot!

Have you ever done an innocent Google search and ended up with something unexpected? I was looking for images of large black roosters and didn't get pictures of chickens

What is the name of this snack? It's driving me crazy. I used to eat it all the time as a kid It was caramel covered popcorn with pieces of toffee in it. It had a picture of a rooster on the package. It was not Cracker Jacks but similar.

Whats the specific name of the rooster that has these feathers? the blackish brown ones with stripes....http://www.google.com/imgres?q=rooster+feathers+pictures&hl=en&rls=com.microsoft:en-us:IE-Address&rlz=1I7GGLL_en&tbm=isch&tbnid=hOIQzBgCQ5HOvM:&imgrefurl=http://www.etsy.com/listing/73655733/sale-feather-hair-extensions-7-feathers&docid=jorMsygbg6roiM&w=1500&h=1149&ei=oVMrTpn7K9Sbtwff3a3XAg&zoom=1&iact=hc&vpx=179&vpy=122&dur=141&hovh=196&hovw=257&tx=188&ty=163&page=10&tbnh=126&tbnw=179&start=174&ndsp=19&ved=1t:429,r:7,s:174&biw=1280&bih=584 there is a kinda of rooster that has those feathers...there used for feather extensions ...i dont think tht is the exact feathers but it looks kinda like that

does anyone know where i can get a picture of a hanging rooster tattoo?

Antique McCoy cookie jar info? We have a McCoy cookie jar that was supposed to be an antique 35 years ago when we got it. I recently learned they are collectible and often valuable. It is made to look like a little chest of drawers with a lid that has a handle with a picture of a rooster head. It is really neat. I have been looking online but haven't found the same one anywhere.I am wondering if there is somewhere I can send pictures of it and learn more about it.

Is there any way I can get the full banner art for red vs blue or freelancers? I own a printing store and have a banner printer, and really want a full size RvB poster for my collection, but I cannot find the art. Does anyone know where I can find a High rez (at least 1600 x 1200) picture of a rvb banner, rooster teeth banner, or freelancer banner? thanks in advance.

How can I find a picture of home by address? I want a picture of the condo at 1030 Rooster Run, Middleton, WI 53562

Heres a good joke, not like my previous non-joke. or is it? A woman is busy making a jigsaw puzzle. her husband walks in and asks "what are you doing?" she says that shes making a jigsaw "theres a picture of a rooster on the packet so it must come together to make a rooster" the man replies "This is clearly impossible. Just put the cornflakes back in the box and lets go to bed"

ladies, why did this girl send me these pictures? i was talking to a girl two days ago and i stopped texting her earlier on in the day, then out of nowhere she sent me this picture: http://rlv.zcache.com/i_love_rooster_tshirt-p235815440855328911zvql3_400.jpg why would she send me that?... what am i supposed to think of it? (i mean i obviously know what the image stands for on the shirt) then last night she sent me of a picture of her nails painted. she had a decal of her fav sports team and said "go tigers" we're both 20 and have been talking for like 8 months but never really any flirting or anything. why is she sending me this stuff?

Where can I get a picture of a rooster sketch like this? The rooster in this: http://entertainment.comedy.com/files/2010/04/cockblock.jpg or http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_ZLDtBMdByC4/SzF1atuzETI/AAAAAAAAACI/Lu4atza3eW4/s320/cockblock-army_display.gif I want to have a picture of a rooster for this upcoming farm event, but of course without the whole "Cock Block" saying, thats just dirty. Prefer the picture to be large so I can print it onto transfer paper

Get answers from millions of real people.? Our local newspaper printer a sample ballot today. Alongside the republican candidate there was a picture of a log cabin. Alongside the democrat candidate there was a picture of a rooster..Has there been a change in party symbols, or what gives?

will the roosters premiership be underacknowledged because of the betting scandal outcomes released monday? it's revealed that players are going to be sacked by life as of monday regarding the betting scandal...im afraid that on the front page of newspapers...there will be pictures of the betting scandal idiots instead of toddy and smithy lifting the trophy roosters are a far better side than parramatta and the chokers (dragons) are nothing compared to melbourne (only similarity is salary cap scandal - gasnier) dragons wont be able to contain the flar and flamboyance of toddy, mitchy, braith and brian smith isnt a choker. wayne bennett is a dirty rotten cheat

T-shirt with a rooster? I am looking for a t-shirt... it says award winning with a picture of a rooster. i cant find it anywhere!

do you think these are roosters? i have to be quick with the camera with them because they like to move on me :P both the pictures kind of suck because i took them with my phone.. but the first one is ok. the second one is kind of hard to make out.. http://tinypic.com/view.php?pic=zxpc6&s=3 http://tinypic.com/view.php?pic=e7kriw&s=3 no. there definately both chickens? they were both suppose to be barred rocks, but the black one looks like a malan or how ever you spell it. oh! i probably should have mentioned there only 4 months old..so idk if that makes a difference about the comb? but the tail is what's making me think their roosters because it's starting to flip at the tip if you can see it on the barred rock's tail. there not freaking turkeys! i promise on my life there not!

What does this shirt mean? Ok so I saw this shirt, it said "Friends dont let friends" then it had a picture of a rooster and a cinder block. Can someone please explain what this means? haha Thanks!

At what age will a Rhode Island Rooster start crowing? I have a he/she Rhode Island Red Chicken. it looks like a male but it is 4 months old and still doesn't crow! At what age will a Rhode Island Red Rooster Start crowing. And if you will please provide a picture of a 4 month old Rhode Island Red Rooster. By the Way, it doesn't have spurs either.

At what age will a Rhode Island Red Rooster start crowing? I have a he/she Rhode Island Red Chicken. It looks like a male but it is 4 months old and still doesn't crow! will someone tell me when a Rhode Island Red Rooster starts to crow (and a picture of a 4 month old rhode Island Red Rooster will help out a lot too). By the way, it doen't have spurs either Bad sissy bad that is not funny at all I didn't want to kill it I wanted to know when it will start to crow.

Sly ways to ask a girl if she'd have sex with you. Ways in which you could back out of or say it was a joke Like "Lets do it" And if she freaks out. Just be like, i meant studying! Duh. Or , do you wanna see my coc*? and if she freaks, show her a picture of a rooster. Stuff like that

My rooster is giving off some stange behaviour? My very strange looking rooster (unknown of the breed) gives off some strange movement to the other hens with its wing and its leg. It brings on of its wings down and kicks with one of its leg? Can somebody tell me what it is doing haha, it has tried mating with one of them but i dont think it worked. This is a picture of my rooster, if needed.. http://s984.photobucket.com/albums/ae324/korycook94/Questionable%20pictures/?action=view&current=30041_1472659782777_1422126354_1242.jpg

is it a rooster? i bought four chickens last spring (rhode island reds) and one if them really looks like a rooster. he has a tail that is turing into a curve, it has the shades of green and black and deep red like a rooster, his neck does too. the only think i cant see that roosters are supposed to have is the big waddle, and the spikes on the feet. it has sort of a big waddle, but it doesnt look as big as it should if it was a rooster. and the spikes on his feet are just nubs like on the girls. so is he a rooster or a girl, or is he a rooster that just hasnt quite matured yet but will evetually look like a full rooster. i could post pictures if it would help just let me know. also the thing that gets me is that it was sold in a bin of chickens that were supposed to be all girls so i didnt know. but they were only about two days old when we bought them so i guess they could have made a mistake. thank you.

Girls, who would like to engage in this bet with me? On NRL of this week. If you lose you have to send me a picture of your underwear. If i lose i will send you pictures of me in a dress and girls underwear. I think the Roosters will win. Any girls want to bet against that?

POLL: is this a good blond joke? A blond haired girl is trying to put together a jigsaw puzzle and she is having trouble with it, so she calls her boyfriend and says, "can you come help me put a puzzle together? it's supposed to be a picture of a rooster." so her boyfriend comes over and says, "well, first let's put the cornflakes back in the box." get it?

What do you think if this poem i wrote? I have to read to a class what do u think about the peom if u think i should add or i did some thing wrong tell me. I am from I am from the wedding picture of my family. I am from the Mexican flag that have the colors green, white, and red. I am from the blood of my ancestors that are light skinned or dark skinned that used to have a small farm that had horses, chickens, cows, roosters, dogs, birds, cats, and donkeys. I am from a family that always watch wrestling and football and shout all the time if their losing. I am from betting all the time with my family for money. I am from my room listen to music until my dad yells turn the music down. I am from a family that never remembers very well as other people. I am from fighting with my sister and my little brother. I am form Long Beach.

Rooster Teeth Logo!!? I need a black and white picture of the Rooster Teeth Logo and I need someone to make one for me and send me a link to it. The picture must ONLY be black and white, no grey whatsoever. Here is a normal picture of the logo, http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/2/2a/RoosterTeeth_logo.png The rooster is fine it's mostly the teeth that need to be changed, thank you.

Can someone Pllleeeeeeease help me remember this riddle? (You draw it)? Im trying to remember a riddle from my childhood. Actually it's 4 riddles that you draw. All I can remember is you draw a circle and a line horizontally and one vertically inside the circle (so the circle has 4 sections) ...I believe in the SECOND section you draw a picture of a rooster on a slanted roof and the riddle is 'if the rooster lays an egg on the roof, which direction will it fall ?. ......If Im remembering correctly I think there's also a riddle about a frozen/ice road and crossing it but Im not sure. Any clues? Any idea at all?? this is driving me nuts.

what happens when you cross brown leghorn rooster and white leghorn hen? my brown leghorn rooster and my commercial leghorn hens mate and i dont know whut kind of chick is gonna look like if anybody can show me some pictures or something. it would be a big help

Blonde Joke #2.? A blonde girl was sitting at her kitchen table putting a puzzle together. She was becoming frustrated when her boyfriend says, "What's the matter?" She replies, "I am having trouble putting this stupid puzzle togerther." He says, "What's the picture look like?" She says, "It's a picture of a rooster." The boyfriend looks at the table and looks at her and says, "Honey put the box of Cornflakes away."

A very blonde joke....? A blonde girl called her boy friend one evening, very upset. She said "I'm having real trouble with my new jigsaw puzzle. - I can't make any sense of the pieces.". "ok" he said "I'll come over. By the way, what is it supposed to be a picture of?" "well" said the blonde "there's a picture of a rooster on the box" The boyfriend came over and looked at the bits of jigsaw spread over the table. He looked at the jigsaw box and scratched his head and took the blonde by the hand and said "now calm down darling, lets make a cup of tea and then we'll come back and put all the cornflakes back in their box!"

A JOKE!!! A JOKE!!!!!? sorry if you dont find this funny a blond rings her boyfriend 'quick come over i need help with i puzzle i just cant get the pieces to fit!!' Boyfriend:okay ill come over the boyfriend comes over looks at his girlfriend Blond:its a picture of a rooster the box has a rooster look!! Boyfriend:*sighs* sit down ill make you a cup of tea....thats not a puzzle...lets put the cornflakes back in the box i think youll only get the joke if you eat kelloggs... or maybe you wont get it coz its crap lol :Dxx

My slalom water-skiing spray is going out more than up? Ive been slalom water skiing quite a bit lately and i have noticed on the videos and pictures of me, i'm very low to the water and im cutting hard but my spray (rooster tail) is going more outwards than up. (Like you see in water-skiing pictures). I was wondering how to work on fixing this.

What do you think of my nature pictures...I really need some input? These are some pictures I took of wildlife and nature. I'm really into that kind of stuff. I know I'm not amazing, but I'm practicing. Please give me criticism, but constructive...no rude stuff. Keep in mind I've only been practicing for a few years. I think the art of photography takes time. Anyways, here they are: 1. http://s545.photobucket.com/albums/hh375/Shootout478/?action=view&current=lionel.jpg Baby Seal on the beach 2. http://s545.photobucket.com/albums/hh375/Shootout478/?action=view&current=dove.jpg Two doves 3. http://s545.photobucket.com/albums/hh375/Shootout478/?action=view&current=owl.jpg#!oZZ9QQcurrentZZhttp%3A%2F%2Fs545.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fhh375%2FShootout478%2F%3Faction%3Dview%26current%3Dowl.jpg%26 Screech Owl (at a center for injured wildlife where I work) 4. http://s545.photobucket.com/albums/hh375/Shootout478/?action=view&current=owl.jpg#!oZZ8QQcurrentZZhttp%3A%2F%2Fs545.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fhh375%2FShootout478%2F%3Faction%3Dview%26current%3Drooster.jpg%26 Rooster 5. http://s545.photobucket.com/albums/hh375/Shootout478/?action=view&current=owl.jpg#!oZZ7QQcurrentZZhttp%3A%2F%2Fs545.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fhh375%2FShootout478%2F%3Faction%3Dview%26current%3DButtercup.jpg%26 Buttercup 6. http://s545.photobucket.com/albums/hh375/Shootout478/?action=view&current=owl.jpg#!oZZ6QQcurrentZZhttp%3A%2F%2Fs545.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fhh375%2FShootout478%2F%3Faction%3Dview%26current%3DDuck.jpg%26 Duck 7. http://s545.photobucket.com/albums/hh375/Shootout478/?action=view&current=owl.jpg#!oZZ5QQcurrentZZhttp%3A%2F%2Fs545.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fhh375%2FShootout478%2F%3Faction%3Dview%26current%3DFlower.jpg%26 Flower 8. http://s545.photobucket.com/albums/hh375/Shootout478/?action=view&current=owl.jpg#!oZZ3QQcurrentZZhttp%3A%2F%2Fs545.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fhh375%2FShootout478%2F%3Faction%3Dview%26current%3DMoth.jpg%26 Moth 9. http://s545.photobucket.com/albums/hh375/Shootout478/?action=view&current=owl.jpg#!oZZ1QQcurrentZZhttp%3A%2F%2Fs545.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fhh375%2FShootout478%2F%3Faction%3Dview%26current%3DTree.jpg%26 Tree I'm still learning techniques, I am 14 Thanks for your comment Jay! I appreciate it. Next time I'll include the whole body with the duck. And yeah, I figured the "flowers" were probably weeds, but I guess I wanted it to look pretty, even though weeds are generally ugly.

Can anyone find a gif of this or more like it? warning 18+? http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6310183/1/Passcode_Fuck_Simmons i love it, its the characters from roosterteeths 'red v.s. blue' either of the characters from the series are fine, i love griff, simmons is awesome too :) anyone have any animated 'yaoi' of them or any of the male cast? maybe just pictures. you know male x male... gay stuff of halo or rooster teeth? the stars say f u c k with out spaces.

Is it possible for a hen to imitate a rooster? My 2 year old Mille Fleur was thought to be a rooster because it crowed, but now looking at a picture of a hen and a rooster next to each other I'm noticing that my "rooster" looks like every hen Mille Fleur that I can find pictures of, and none of the roosters! My "rooster" also never crows anymore, and doesn't try to hump the hens... Is it possible that my "rooster" is actually an imposter/hen? Yep my lovely lil D'Uccle

What are some bad luck signs, some superstitions you know? Here are some: 1. A bat flying into the house. 2. An owl hooting 3 times. 3. Hearing a rooster crow at night. 4. A picture falling from the wall. 5. Three butterflies together on a flower. 6. Bad luck to put a hat on a bed. 7. Getting out of bed left foot first. 8. Looking to see your face in a mirror by candlelight. 9. You must hold your breath while going past a cemetery or you will breathe in the spirit of a dead person who just died. 10. Place your hand in front of your mouth when sneezing. Your soul may escape otherwise.

Are we prepared to keep chickens? Some questions? I asked this last night, but unfortunately did not get any answers. My mom has a friend who is giving us some eggs that we can raise up into chickens. She gave a great and informative book that i'm reading. She also gave us an automatic egg turner and an incubator. What else do we still need? I know a coop. Can you give me some designs or maybe pictures of your own coop?! Are they loud? I know roosters are louder than hens. Thanks to everyone who answers.

When an individual answers "everyone knows" does everyone know? Or are they trying to give the impression that the oother person is stupid for not knowing and are creating support for their weak opinion? I you see a hen with chicks and say "there is a rooster around here somewhere" is that a conspiracy theory? That is the mentality level of people who are quick to scream "conspiracy theory" They do not know the whole picture. They onle see a very limited view of a hen and chicks. The idea of a rooster never comes to their feeble minds.

Looking for a Thai or Vietnamese sauce - not sure what it's called...? Does anyone know of a Thai or Vietnamese sauce that comes in a tall skinny brown bottle with a picture of a multicolored rooster on it? My uncle has been trying to find this sauce which he said used to be on the table at a diner he went to a long time ago - he said that people would use it to put over their eggs and such. I'm guessing it must have been a kind of hot sauce. I know it's not Sriracha. Anyone out there have any idea what it could be?

Sill cock or Hose bibb faucet? We have an outdoor faucet whose innards need replacing. . .we can't remove it ourselves because it's soldered onto the pipe. . .we are uncertain if this is a sill cock faucet or Hosebibb. I have found a picture of each and they look identical to me. Any thoughts? Thank you By the way, the censored word is the male rooster. I guess the site is getting extra careful!

who created the classic rooster on the cornflakes box? http://www.targetltd.net/images/products/small/KELLOGS0006.jpg who created that picture. Some family member claimed that one of our relatives did it, but I cant find any such information :| cheers

Am I TOO OLD for a tattoo? If not ........... what should it be? I am torn between a picture of a very large rooster (see how careful I was there?!) with the wording 'CHICKEN PIMP' under it - OR - the rear view of FRANCIS the cow just as she goes into the shed for milking with the words 'RARE OR WELL DONE' in italics. Any ideas?

What could be causing our rooster to look like this? For three weeks, our little Bantam rooster has been depressed. I took some pictures of him this weekend so we could try to figure out what he has. Here they are: http://www.flickr.com/photos/22131398@N05/3714416371/ http://www.flickr.com/photos/22131398@N05/3715215718/ http://www.flickr.com/photos/22131398@N05/3714405153/ He has black specks on his comb (you can see them in some of the pictures) and has a bald stomach. You can't see the bald spot in the pictures, but you can see it when you hold him. We sprayed him for mites since he has a bunch under his feathers, but I don't think that is his only problem. Could worms cause him to look like this? If so, what dewormer do you recommend we use? Could this be a disease? None of the other chickens in our flock are acting like this. Besides the depression, mites, and bald spot, he has no other symptoms. He still has an appetite, but he eats slower than the other chickens. We have a pretty decent sized flock, so he is not alone. We have two other large adult roosters, about 10 hens, and 11 chicks. He has gotten along fine with the other roosters for the past few years. Yes, he could. We bought him a while ago and we didn't know his age. Could that be causing him to act like this?

i need tattoo desgain of 10 Points 4 the best picture of them? i want to chickens fighting a grey and a red i want pics to see what it look like and a regular game rooster and a dog treeing a coon yea i am this computer is messing up and it mesins up my typling so sorry

Is McDonald's as wrong as it can be? McDonald's billboards have pictures of an egg sandwich, with the caption, "Every egg's dream!" That is totally wrong! If an egg had a dream, it would be a big rooster or hen. It would not be part of someone's breakfast.

egg and rooster book HELP!! Tate Museum, London? so this is kind of a random question and I don't have much information to go on about a year ago I went to London and visited the Tate museum and saw this book, that wasn't being displayed as art, just kind of something for children to read as their parents looked around. It was this childrens, almost picture book about this egg and rooster. The egg was very prim and proper and the rooster was the exact opposite, it had a picture on each page and words describing each underneath them....that's all I can remember...it was probably the weirdest most ridiculous book I have ever read ever lol I wrote down the name of it but I lost it. I realize there probably isn't anyone out there who knows what I'm talking about but if you have any clue or insight please please let me know!!! this has really been bothering me for a year now!!

Egg and Rooster book...Tate museum London HELP!!!!? so this is kind of a random question and I don't have much information to go on about a year ago I went to London and visited the Tate museum and saw this book, that wasn't being displayed as art, just kind of something for children to read as their parents looked around. It was this childrens, almost picture book about this egg and rooster. The egg was very prim and proper and the rooster was the exact opposite, it had a picture on each page and words describing each underneath them....that's all I can remember...it was probably the weirdest most ridiculous book I have ever read ever lol I wrote down the name of it but I lost it. I realize there probably isn't anyone out there who knows what I'm talking about but if you have any clue or insight please please let me know!!! this has really been bothering me for a year now!!

What would JBL say if The Miz and Vito teamed up and beat the crap out of MVP and Edge in a tag team match? A) He'd say "WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH THIS PICTURE!? HOW IN THE HELL CAN YOU HAVE A RED ROOSTER, SLEA-STACKING MORON THAT SAYS HORRAHH! AND A BALD-HEADED FREAK WHO WEARS A FREAKIN' DRESS ROB THE MANHOOD AND DIGINITY OF THE FUTURE OF SMACKDOWN, MVP AND ONE OF THE BEST WWE SUPSTARS TODAY, EDGE!?" B) He'd go in the ring himself and beat of thier as$es himself with a couple of "Clotheslines from Hell". C) He'd throw his hat to the floor and get up and quit saying "That's it! I'm done. I've had it with this crap!" D) All of the above.

looking for pictures and roster for national champs 1979 usc trojans? david wright and ronnie lott were on defense i would like the rooster and some pictures

When will Yahoo be through playing with our avatars and pictures? Poof! Seems that I have snapped again Things and faces switching round Who I am and who I’ve been I sink into this wet ground Yahoo has really done it now Wreaking havoc very well Tomorrow I could be a cow Way it’s going who can tell Kiss me quick before I change A rooster or …fish you see Avatars have been exchanged Improving service? Not likely

Why is my hen pulling her tail feathers out and is it a hen or a rooster? ***PICTURES INCLUDED!***? SORRY, YOU HAVE TO COPY AND PASTE THE ADDRESS INTO THE BROWSER, IT ISN'T A "CLICKABLE" LINK! ****PLEASE READ ALL OF THIS!****LINK LOCATED AT BOTTOM OF PAGE!**** She/he is just constantly pulling them out and its so sad I don't know what is wrong with him/her. Does anyone know why he/she might be pulling them out? And do you know if it is a hen or rooster? He/she has a rose comb, so it's hard to tell. And does anyone know what type of chicken she/he is? He/she came out of a light brown egg and he/she has a rose comb with black and red feathers/brown. Its not an Araucana or a Rhode Island Red, either. And I live in Phoenix, Arizona where the high is 115 in the afternoon. I took this just this morning when it was 100 out, they have plenty of water and everything and they are not dehydrated. THANK YOU! ****LINK!!****: http://www.kodakgallery.com/ViewSlideshow.action?&collidparam=368290972115.141520972115.1248368598480

Remodeling a whole house French Country style? My husband and I are remodeling an entire house. I like the french Country style because I like it to look bright and airy, but I want it modern at the same time. We are 23 and 25 years old. I dont want like roosters and cows and quilts. Please send me suggestions and better yet pictures..We are doing the kitchen, dining room, master and guest bathroom and master bedroom Good ideas thanks! Yea it seems like i keep thinking of blues and yellows also...What kind of herbs would you suggest

would you believe me if I told you a rooster woke me up? It's true there is a nursing home up the road that has a pet zoo on there grounds, they have lamas and miniture deer, goat and you get the picture anyway this stupid rooster starts crowing at 3:00 am. he's nuts what should I do to him yes mad he sounds very big

Are Araucana/Americana chickens good setters and brooders? Are they good sellers? I was wondering if these chickens set and raise their young good. Also I was wonderiing are they a popular sellers breed? Could someone identify a rooster if i sent a picture to you? Thanks!

what does a rooter's penis look like? I have a crazy friend at work that would like to know what a rooster's penis looks like. I thought that it would be hilarious to find a picture for her!! Can anybody out there help me out?!?!

I need a rooster that grow a long tail? i just need this rooster for my house to look cool not for fighting if u got any links tell me or baby chicks will be fine thanks and if u sell them to be show me pictures or price that be cool thanks

Why was this question removed? Why did this question get removed???? It was : Why do you think my big cock looks this way? and there was a link to a picture of a rooster is that really that bad?

Dont I have the biggest c*ck or what? http://media1.guzer.com/pictures/big_rooster.jpg

If you understand the whole picture answer these questions.? If you see chicks and a hen has there been a rooster around recently? Is Israel in trouble? If you understand the whole situation I will be able to tell by your answers.

Where can i find a picture of Mugen from Samurai Champloo? Okay, I have been wanting very much so to draw Mugen from Samurai Champloo. I was wondering if anyone knew where I could be finding a picture of Mugen when he is in the opening credits, but he is in front of the washi paper style rooster, crouching down. Thank you for being of a great service! 大丈夫、私は非常にサムライチャンプルーから無限を描くようにしたいと思っておりました。もし誰かが私のときはオープニングクレジットにある無限の写真を見つけることを知っていた可能性があると思っていたが、彼は和紙風の雄鳥の前では、ダウンうずくまった。素晴らしいサービスをご利用いただきありがとうございます！ When I typed it the first time, all of it did not show up. Never fear, though, for I shall retype it! :) :3 大丈夫、私は非常にサムライチャンプルーから無限を描くようにしたいと思っておりました。もし誰かが私のときはオープニングクレジットにある無限の写真を見つけることを知っていた可能性があると思っていたが、彼は和紙風の雄鳥の前では、ダウンうずくまった。素晴らしいサービスをご利用いただきありがとうございます！ 大丈夫、私は非常にサムライチャンプルーから無限を描くようにしたいと思っておりました。もし誰かが私のときはオープニングクレジットにある無限の写真を見つけることを知っていた可能性があると思っていたが、彼は和紙風の雄鳥の前では、ダウンうずくまった。素晴らしいサービスをご利用いただきありがとうございます！ nani? it will not show it all in nihongo, so you get the idea in eigo. Plus, I do not own the DVD's and the youtube service portrays it blurry. Never mind! I have just found the picture with the help of a friends. Thank you very much so anyway! It was this picture in that I was speaking of: http://www.flickr.com/photos/johnnykiwi/269565901/?addedcomment=1#comment72157607975218233

compare these pictures please? I have a theory that on the new australian red rooster commercial where people are playing tennis ( teh really bad commercial) well i am preety sure i know at which tennis club that was filmed. look at these photos and tell me if it look liek the same tennis club http://s214.photobucket.com/albums/cc122/jeremycyza69/?action=view&current=new3.jpg http://s214.photobucket.com/albums/cc122/jeremycyza69/?action=view&current=new2.jpg http://s214.photobucket.com/albums/cc122/jeremycyza69/?action=view&current=new.jpg I think this is the same tennsi club becaus if yuo look at teh background in the commercial there is the same hedge fence and the tennis courts are grass courts. Except the commercial is done from a side shot so you can not see the wire fence

Does anyone have a picture of Jason Mraz's tattoo? the rooster? hook it up!? im getting the same tattoo but i can't find a picture of it anywhere...help

is the chicken in "my brother's peculiar chicken" by alejandro roces a hen or a rooster?

I have a mini tea set, 6 piece with one tea pot, it says mari e.c. dervta(deruta?) italy. whats it worth? it has a picture on a blue/green rooster with flowerish designs on them.

Rooster.....? A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and help me.I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get started." Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?" The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster." Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table. He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says, "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster." He takes her hand and says,"Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a nice cup of tea, and then .." he said with a deep sigh, "Let's put all these Corn Flakes back in the box."

Does anyone have that video clip of Red rooster (australian fast food) ? Yeah, its the 1 where the woman imagines her mom ( the blonde mom) and theres also a picture showing how fresh the chicken is before it is sliced . = ] Please, I want to have a look again. Thank you! btw its gotta be red! hahaha

Chicks are all Over my Cock Picture? I saw this funny picture in a magazine advertisement that said "chicks are all over my cock" and it had a picture of a few chicks, as is baby chickens, on a rooster. Anyone know where I can find it?

Dizzy blonde 'phones her boyfriend? "You will have to come and help me with this zigsaw puzzle, it is driving me crazy. Boyfriend arrives and looks at the jigzaw pieces all over the table "What is it " he asks. "The picture says it is a rooster" she answers She looks pretty good to him !!! and so after ! she says "But what about the jigsaw?" He says " I will buy you an easier one, when we've put all these cornflakes back in the box " Baris; Oh bless !!

what kind of chickens do i have I got 12 chickens from tractor supply and these 4 i do not know what kind the are I put a link to some pictures. I think maybe they are mixed, but if they are mixed will they still lay eggs. They are all about 5 months old 1) http://i170.photobucket.com/albums/u264/porkey20/100_3658.jpg 2) http://i170.photobucket.com/albums/u264/porkey20/100_3656.jpg 3) http://i170.photobucket.com/albums/u264/porkey20/100_3657.jpg 4) http://i170.photobucket.com/albums/u264/porkey20/100_3655.jpg Also is it possible the the red one is a rooster

BR release party costume? Who do I look like? I wanna dress up like someone but I cant see who I look the most like, Here are some pictures of me, wich character do I look the most like? I was thinking Bella maybe... [I also have rooster tail, not that has anything to do with it, just maybe I could be one of the volturi?] w/e http://s48.photobucket.com/albums/f202/Team-Switzerland/ [Tell me if this link doesnt work] If you need a password to see it its roxie1 If you need a password to see it its roxie1

Killer blonde joke!? A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and help me.I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get started. Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?" The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster." Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table. He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says, "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster." He takes her hand and says, "Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a nice cup of tea, and then.." he said with a deep sigh, . . .......................................................................................................... "Let's put all the Corn Flakes back in the box."

A blonde joke? A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get started." Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?" The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster." Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table. He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says, "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster." He takes her hand and says, "Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a cup of tea, and then .." he said with a deep sigh, "Let's put all these Corn Flakes back in the box."

FUNNY - blond joke :D? A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get started." Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?" The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster." Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table. He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says, "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster." He takes her hand and says, "Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a nice cup of tea, and then .." he said with a deep sigh, . .. . . . .. . "Let's put all the Corn Flakes back in the box." :D

How is it? am only 13 yrs old and this is the first chapter of my book. It’s a beautiful morning. The sun was peeking from the horizon. The spring air was fresh, and the grass was damp from the morning dew. The earth slowly awakened from the peaceful night before. Jake Clemons was always up in time to watch the sunrise. He’s up before the rooster crows. He got dressed quickly to watch the sunrise. He had to be quiet as he put on his red shirt ad blue jeans. He tiptoed down the hallway, and he passed Jamie’s room. Jamie was his 7 year old sister. After he passed everyone’s rooms, he hurried down the stairs and out the door. He jogged towards the big red barn. He felt the dampness of the grass seep into his shoes. He then ran through the dry hay and to the silver ladder leading up to the loft. Jake climbed up the ladder and then he crawled towards the loft window and opened it. He sprawled out on the hay and gazed at the sunrise. Watching the sunrise was a good time for Jake to think, and get his thoughts together. It was his only moment of peace during the day. He couldn’t possibly think in the day with all the commotion from his little sister, and all the work that had to be done, there was just no time. “****-o-doodle-doo!” the rooster cried. It was time to get back to the house and cook breakfast. Jake usually made breakfast because everyone was just waking up at the sound of the rooster. This morning he cooked scrambled eggs, toast, and he heated up some leftover sausage from the morning before. Everyone got seated at the table. It was delightful meal and got the day started off. His parents usually watched the news right after breakfast, and then they get ready for work. Apparently they left it on, because Jaime was watching it when they got done watching it. He flipped the switch to turn the TV off. “Hey!” Jaime whined. “Jaime, you shouldn’t be watchin’ this stuff. It gives you nightmares.” Jake had already gone through experience. A few weeks ago they were watching the news and it was talking about some guy who escaped from the county jail near Chester. Jaime couldn’t go to sleep that night because she thought he would come and get her while she was sleeping. “Fine,” she scoffed. As soon as she left the room, he turned it back on. “There is currently a prison escapee on the loose. He stole the security guard’s keys and escaped. He goes by the name of Greg Richards.” It showed a picture of the escapee. He had a brown buzz cut, a goatee, and his ear pierced. He had a tan, and he looked to be in about his late 20’s. The news anchor continued with the story, “He was last seen driving a black Dodge Ram. If you have any information about this man, please call the police.” “Jake, turn that off. You’ll probably have nightmares just like Jaime.” His mother was always comparing him to Jaime like that. “Yes ma’am.” Jake turned off the TV. His parents left for work about eight and they usually got home about 5:00. His mom worked at the grocery store as the manager and his dad worked at the local bank. There was nothing to do at the house, so Jaime asked Jake if he could play a game with her. He didn’t mind, but she wanted to play some of the stupidest games. “Okay Jaime, what do ya wanna play?” Jake asked reluctantly. “Let’s play hide and go seek!” Jaime shouted. Jake never argued against having to play hide and go seek. It was one of his favorite games. He usually let Jaime hide otherwise she would whine and cry. They ended up playing hide and seek for hours. His parents finally arrived home, so now he could go do something instead of playing with Jaime all day. Jake figured he’d ride is bike. It was in terrible condition with worn out tires, red and rusted paint job, and the seat torn up. But he didn’t care. It was his only option to get away from the world. It made him feel free. He rode it everywhere around town. Of course the town was small enough to see everything in less than an hour on a bicycle. The town was called Chester. It’s a population of about 1200 people. Chester has a bunch of old buildings from a long time ago. But most of those are abandoned. People just had a hard time keeping business in Chester. A whole bunch of people moved, which caused a lot of businesses to move, also. His brown hair was waving in the wind. As he was riding his bike, he heard some bells from a distance. Not like the bells you hear at Christmas time, but big bells. They made such a noise that the whole town could hear them. Maybe even the whole county. He decided to check and see where the bells were coming from. He followed the sound of the bells. It took about 2 minutes to get to where they were. They were coming from some large brick building with a white steeple. At the top of the steeple, there was a small cross. What kind of building has bells, and a steeple with a cross? He wondered. He decided to take a look inside. He walked down the aisle of red carpet. There were people sitting in long stretched pews. Everyone was dressed nice and elegant. He felt like an outcast with the raggedy clothes he had on. “Excuse me, young man. Why are you wearing such clothes?” an older woman asked him. He tried to speak but words wouldn’t budge. He was embarrassed. “Young man?” she said. He ran to the back of room. As he tried to get out the door, a man spoke. Jake turned around and saw a man in the front of the room. The man was tall, and he looked to be in his 30’s. He was wearing a white robe with a green stripe down the middle. “Thank you everyone for being here tonight,” he said speaking through a microphone. “I am the new preacher. My name is Dan Miller. I have recently moved here from Alabama, with my daughter, Carley, and my wife, Joyce,” he stated gesturing to his family in the front row. Carley had shoulder length brown hair. She had the most amazing blue eyes Jake had ever seen.She looked nothing like her mom, Joyce. Jake figured he would stay and listen what Dan had to say. He didn’t have to be home until 8 and it was only 6:45. He went and got seated in the last pew. He paid attention to this preacher as he spoke. “God has a great amount of power. He is so big. He can do anything!” Dan exclaimed raising his hands in the air. “Anything?” Jake whispered to himself. Dan preached for the next hour about this God person. He said God was the man who created this very earth, and created us to live in it. Jake couldn’t wait to tell his parents about God. Jake glanced at his watch. It read at exactly 7:56. Jake was supposed to be home at 8:00 sharp. He jumped on his bike and sped away. His house was about 1 mile out of Chester, so it took him about 10 minutes to get home, but at the speed he was going, Jake could’ve swore he got there in less than 5 minutes. He jumped off the bike and ran to the house. He got to the door, swung it open and ran inside. He tried to be sneaky. He didn’t want his parents to know he had come in late. He completely forgot about the door making a ruckus every time it closed. He raced to door to try to stop it from making the noise. “Jake is that you?” his father had asked from the living room. Jake was so exhausted from the ride home, he could barely speak. “Yes, dad,” he said panting. “Where in the hell have you been, Jake? You were supposed to be home 5 minutes ago.” His father was really strict about being home on time. He wanted to say he was just outside for a bit, but he couldn’t stand lying to his father. “I was at a church,” Jake said looking down at his shoes. “A church? Why were you at this church?” his father asked him with and eyebrow raised. “Well, I was listening to this guy talk about God,” Jake explained innocently. “My gosh Jake! There is no God. People just say that so they can have something to believe in. Now go upstairs and finish your homework.” Jake ran to his room and went to his bed. He lay there, thinking. His dad was usually right about stuff. Maybe there was no God. Maybe Dan was full of himself and didn’t know what he was talking about. He listened to a complete stranger and believed it. His dad was right, there was no God. “Jake! Dinner is ready!” his mom called from downstairs. He headed downstairs at the pace of a gazelle. He was so caught up in all this God stuff he almost forgot about his stomach. He sat down and as soon as he was about to attack the food, his mom smacked his hand. “Not until everyone is seated,” she said as she was putting the food on the table. He looked around and everyone was seated, except his sister. He almost forgot about Jaime, who was still upstairs in her room. “Jake, go upstairs and get your sister,” his mom ordered from across the table. Jake rushed upstairs and headed towards Jamie’s room. Her room was all pink. She had a pink bedspread, pink lamp, and a pink chair. Her room was also a mess. Toys were everywhere. There was so much clutter, that you couldn’t even see the floor. Jake hopped everywhere around the room trying not to step on anything. He finally reached Jaime, who was playing with her dolls. “Hey, sis. It’s time for supper,” he said tapping her on the shoulder. “Okay,” she replied. They both headed downstairs and got seated at the dinner table. Jake and Jaime sat across from each other, and his mom and dad sat at the ends of the table like the queen and king in old medieval times. Today’s dinner was his mom’s specialty, corn on the cob, mashed potatoes and gravy, and grilled pork chops. His mom sure did make a mean batch of mashed potatoes. Jake could finally start eating since everyone was seated. “So are you two ready for the first day of school tomorrow?” his mother asked. “Yes ma’am!” Jaime called out. Jake just sat there, not knowing what to say. “Jake? What about you? Are you ready for school tomorrow?” his mother asked eyeing him from across the table. “Uh. Yes ma’am,” he lied when the truth was he wasn’t ready for the first day of school. Last year, his best friend, Chase, moved away because his mom and dad got better jobs. It was a difficult time because he tried to make new friends but everyone ignored him. He hoped he would have better luck this year. A fantastic dinner was made complete by a dessert of homemade ice cream. Jake was so stuffed afterwards. He cleaned up the dinner table and washed the dishes. Afterwards he went upstairs to his room. His room wasn’t all decorated like Jaime’s room. It was more conservative. He just had off-white walls with the occasional artwork that Jaime had drawn for him on them. Jaime was quite the artist. He grabbed his notebook and an ink pen from his desk, then he got on his bed and began writing. Writing was Jake’s passion. He could write about absolutely anything. He always carried his notebook and his pen in case anything that came to mind, he could write down. He glanced at his watch. It read 9:27. Jake figured he’d get to bed at a decent hour. He put his notebook and pen under the mattress. Then he turned off the lights and went to bed. Email me at aceedsall@yahoo.com if you want more of the story.

how does a rooster make his hen pregnant/lay egg? which positon? pictures?

Did anyone see Quiz Call last night (bewteen 3-4am)? The question was: 15 hens all met 5 chicks then they all met 11 roosters One had an Al Capone hat (underneath this was a picture of 5 chickens) Count the chickens. Now, the answer was 2459!!!!!! How on Earth have they reached that answer? Can anyone explain!!!

You likey this jokey? A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get it started. "Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?" The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster.”Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table. He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says, "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster." He takes her hand and says, "Second, I want you to sit down and relax. Let's have a nice cup of tea, and then....." he sighed, "...let's put all these Corn Flakes back in the box."

Advice for a bad haircut? I wanted my hair long on top, and faded on the sides. I even showed a picture, yet the dumbass cut it wrong. He made it about a half inch on top towards the front, and about an inch towards the back of the head. Then he combs the long hair in the back foward, and the short hair in front up like a fucking rooster style. How fucking dumb can you be? How do I fix it?

Cheney gets a call from his "boss", George Bush? Cheney gets a call from his "boss", George. "I've got a problem," says George. "What's the matter?" asks Cheney. "Well, you told me to keep busy in the Oval Office, so, I got a jigsaw puzzle, but it's too hard. None of the pieces fit together and I can't find any edges." "What's it a picture of?" asks Cheney. "A big rooster," replies George. "All right," sighs Cheney, "I'll come over and have a look." So he leaves his office and heads over to the Oval Office. George points at the jigsaw on his desk. Cheney looks at the desk and then turns to George and says, "For crying out loud, Georgie - put the corn flakes back in the box."

the jigsaw!? The Rooster Jigsaw > >A beautiful blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over >here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure >out how to get started. > >Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?" > >The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a Rooster." > >Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. > >She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all >over the table. He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the >box, then turns to her and says, > >"First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to >assemble these pieces into anything resembling a Rooster." > >He takes her hand and says, "Secondly, I want you to relax. > >Let's have a nice cup of tea, and then.....", he said with a deep sigh, >"Let's put all these Corn Flakes back in the box."

Have you heard the one about the puzzled blonde? A young blonde housewife calls her husband at work one day and asks him: "Hi Honey, Can you help me when you get home?" "Sure," he replies. "What's the problem?" "Well, you see, I started this really hard puzzle and I can't even find the edge pieces!" "Look on the box," he said. "There's always a picture of what the puzzle is." "It's a big rooster," she said. Later that evening, the husband arrives home and sees his wife still with a puzzled look on her face. He says to her: "Ok... time to put the corn flakes back into the box!

Mr. President in trouble can u pls. help? Cheney gets a call from his "boss", W. "I've got a problem," says W. "What's the matter?" asks Cheney. "Well, you told me to keep busy in the Oval Office, so, I got a jigsaw puzzle, but it's too hard. None of the pieces fit together and I can't find any edges." "What's it a picture of?" asks Cheney. "A big rooster," replies W. "All right," sighs Cheney, "I'll come over and have a look." So he leaves his office and heads over to the Oval Office. W points at the jigsaw on his desk. Cheney looks at the desk and then turns to W and says, "For crying out loud, Georgie - put the corn flakes back in the box."

I had to write an essay for school and I need some help.....? My essay had to be on my 'comfort zone' so I wrote about myy house. I have to make a 5 out of 6 to get a B+ and Im only getting a 4 out of 5 so that is a C+, mom wont accept tht and neither will i. So could u tell me what I could add to make my essay better! ALSO what are some Synonyms for comfortable?? Thanks Please helpp me. I WILL HAVE A BEST ANSWER TOM.!!! Essay: There are a million places in the world, some enjoyable and some not so enjoyable. If you ask me what my favorite place is it wouldn’t be to hard to think of my favorite, and when thinking of all the comfortable places in the world one comes to mind, my house. In my house I feel extremely comfortable. It is the one place in the world where I feel like I could spend my whole life. My house is a five-room cabin. My house has a wooden exterior and interior. It has a green roof and a large back yard. My house is the one place where I can find all the things that make me happy. My home is my sanctuary. When I’m at my house I’m in the best of moods. If I just had the worse day nothing makes me happier than coming home. In my tiny home there is one room that is my favorite, my room. My room is decorated with all my favorite things: video games, baseball, and wrestling. It has posters of my brother and mine’s favorite things. My room is a wood interior room. It is a very bright and colorful room. In my room my brother and I watch movies and play video games together. I’m forced to share a room with my little brother. Even though he can make my room unpleasant at some times I still love him and my room. My second favorite room in my house would have to be the kitchen. My kitchen is decorated with roosters and country living thing. It is a beige room with yellow sponging. The kitchen is my second favorite, because I love food. I love food and every aspect of it. You will either find me in my room or in the kitchen. The kitchen makes me feel comfortable, because I’m also comfortable cooking. If you ask me to cook I will, because I’m very confident while cooking. The rest of my house makes me comfortable. In the living room is where my family watches movies together. It is a large room decorated in red, white, and blue. It has two sofas in it and one television. In the bathroom I like to take long soothing baths. My bathroom is decorated with green and maroon wallpaper. In my mom’s room is where we usually have our “family meetings”, so sometimes I don’t feel so comfortable in there. Although we have family meeting in there her room is decorated beautifully. She has a lot of pictures hanging up and it is also a country themed room. Although those rooms are not my favorite I still love them all. My home is my favorite place in the whole world. I could spend all the time in the world there. All my favorite things are at my home. All of my favorite people are there. The most comforting thing about my home is my family. They are the people who love me for me. My home is the one place where I can act like myself and not be judged. I love my home. My five-roomed house makes me happy and it is my comfort zone.

A blonde joke I was sent by email...? A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get started." Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?" The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster." Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table. He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then he turns to her and says, "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster." He takes her hand and says, "Secondly, I want you to relax. Let's have a nice cup of tea, and then....." He said with a deep sigh "Let's put all these Corn Flakes back in the box."

Any other Noveltoon cartoons out there? Ah, I'm tired of the same ol' Noveltoons that are in the public domain. Whenever I try to search in the internet for new ones, they keep popping out the same ol' thing. Yaaawwwnnn... Any new ones? I've already seen: Pest Pupil Quack A Doodle Do Cheese Burglar The Stupidstitious Cat Casper, the Friendly Ghost There's Good Boos Tonight Old McDonald Had a Farm Hep Cat Symphony Naughty but Mice The Henpecked Rooster The Enchanted Square Ups and Downs Derby Pleased to Eat You 7 out of 8 Gabby Cartoons Yankee Doodle Donkey Scrapilly Married Hector's Hectic Life Land of the Lost Jewels The Lost Dream Little School Mouse Much Ado about Mutton A Mutt in a Rut Those are most of the cartoons available that I've seen. Any others? I'd be very glad if the newer cartoons you found would not have black bars on certain parts of the titles (thus, the titles are complete). Of course, they MUST be made by Paramount Pictures and must be a Noveltoon. It would be a little disappointing when not all the opening titles are there, or if the cartoon has the UM&M TV Corp. or NTA titles in the beginning. Try struggling for me.