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bigger breasts The supermarket had a sale on boneless chicken breasts. I intended to stock up. At the store, however, I was disappointed to find only a few skimpy prepackaged portions of the poultry, so I complained to the butcher lady. "Don't worry," she said, "I'll pack some more trays and have them ready for you by the time you finish shopping." Several aisles later, I heard the lady butcher's voice boom over the public-address system: "Will the gentleman who wanted bigger breasts please meet me at the back of the store."

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  1. ha ha ha funny thanks for a laugh 10/10 please answer http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AnDmN3zE0N48ZYqLuT_ql6kgBgx.;_ylv=3?qid=20071209091621AADaHTY
  2. hahaha how embarassing lol 10/10
  3. ha ha ha V good,,,,,
  4. lol
  5. And you had also lost the guy you were shopping with, so you asked the assistant when you were picking up your chicken breasts, "Can you do a PA announcement to locate my friend please?" Two secs later..... "Has anyone seen Mike Hunt? Mike Hunt to the meat counter, please, Mike Hunt to the meat counter, thank you"
  6. lmao
  7. That really funny!! I can imagine that being a true story!! lol x
  8. That is so funny. Have a star. Have a good day!
  9. hahahahahahaha ^_^
  10. hehehe, you got some even bigger than mine then hun, pmsl star time xxxxxxxxxxxx
  11. 8-O Hee, hee, hee!! How to liven up a rainy afternoon!! LOL 10/10 +*
  12. nice to see you are keeping abreast of things mate
  13. OMG that must have been real embarrassing. I wouldn't know where to turn if that happened to me. I can just imagine your very big red face. LOL.
  14. Happened to me once, at Target. And they don't even *sell* chicken. :)
  15. I would have died if that happened to me, anyway thanks for the laugh, i needed it
  16. Very funny!!!:)
  17. lol, 10/10, star. sooooooo hilarious. Thank you for adding me on your contacts list,I returned the favour. I really love your jokes, always have.
  18. Quite funny
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