Chook Me!

Want bigger breast? a clean joke?

A supermarket had a sale on boneless chicken breasts, and a woman I know intended to stock up. At the store, however, she was disappointed to find only a few skimpy prepackaged portions of the poultry, so she complained to the butcher. "don't worry, ya ," he said. "I'll pack some more trays and have them ready for you by the time you finish shopping." Several aisles later, my friend heard the butcher's voice boom over the public-address system: "Will the lady who wanted bigger breasts please meet me at the back of the store." Oh poor crappy, if you have the tiniest of what they called "brain" I think you would. So chill out...

Public Comments

1. Yeah, those butchers can get like that sometimes.
2. that's funny - thanks for the laugh and the 2 points
3. Cute..
4. Lol, 2 points and a laugh.
5. That was just brilliant. Seriously, that was. Keep the jokes coming.
6. good one lol but it was not nice frome you to tell evry one hear
7. want to here a clean joke henry took a bath with bubbles want to hear a dirty joke bubbles is the girl next door
8. haha, assuming that the people there misunderstood the butcher, what do they think that he would do?
9. I didn't get that lame joke of yours so go to HELL!!!
10. Ha, Ha. Nice one!
11. Imao.....funny!!!lol
12. lol! is this a true story?
13. something like that happened to me once: i was in a supermarket, around christmas. this woman goes to the butcher and asks: do yuo have any brain???? she wanted to make the " cow brain" dish or something like that-it's a delicacy.
14. that is pretty good!
15. lol
16. A real incident? Must have been really embarassing for the lady! A good joke, anyway!
17. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
18. Oh crappy grow up, these are good funny jokes with out all the garb others like to post. Thanks again joann,*~*