Chook Me!

Supermarket announcement?

The supermarket had a sale on boneless chicken breasts. I intended to stock up. At the store, however, I was disappointed to find only a few skimpy prepackaged portions of the poultry, so I complained to the butcher lady. "Don't worry," she said, "I'll pack some more trays and have them ready for you by the time you finish shopping." Several aisles later, I heard the lady butcher's voice boom over the public-address system: "Will the gentleman who wanted bigger breasts please meet me at the back of the store."

Public Comments

1. har har har
2. heeheehee funnnnnny
3. don't give up your day job
4. LMAO haha, thats great starred
5. funny! x
6. Not bad lol
7. BRA v o .lol
8. I like that one lol xxAxx
9. Excellent! Am sure you were read faced x
10. lmao..... this made me laugh really loudly, and my sister thought I was insane XD
11. heh heh
12. nearlly choked on my pizza....lol ahaha!
13. hahahahahahaha
14. nice one thanks for sharing. lol
15. thats funny lol
16. very good i bet all the men went *
17. enjoyed that one thanks
18. Good one.
19. Wow, you're the man!
20. now if that happens hun, men would insist on doing the shopping themselves
21. haha a mis confusion
22. lol
23. lol
24. Hahahaha that was truly a winner, loved it and hubby did too, thx for giving us both a laugh...star!
25. I'm sure she had a nice set of thighs and some great legs for you if you played your cards right.
26. haha
27. Excellent.
28. lolxx
29. hahahahahaha
30. lol lol lol brill, hope he enjoyed them.!!!!!!!!
31. I am waitng for the sale of the parson's nose, pmsl Have a star xxxxxxxxx
32. LMSUIAO I do hope the better half was with you at the time
33. bet the stuffing was the best ROFL
34. That is good. As you know, I'm not a jokey person but that is good.
35. hahaha, can u imagine the embarresment has a struts his way to the butcher?! lolz, keep em ocming
36. lol! good one!!!!!!!!!!!!
37. lmao!
38. because i want to tell him that anymore than a mouthful is a waste
39. thats kinda funny lol
40. good one.
41. And did you get the chicken breasts or the butchers one
42. Hardy Har Har!!!!!!!!!!!
43. i asked her if she had chicken breasts she replied no it's just the bra i'm wearing
44. Brilliant!
45. Oh my gosh is that true? that is hilarious!!
46. ha ha