Chook Me!

funny or not?

A supermarket had a sale on boneless chicken breasts, and a woman I know intended to stock up. At the store, however, she was disappointed to find only a few skimpy prepackaged portions of the poultry, so she complained to the butcher. "Don't worry, lady," he said. "I'll pack some more trays and have them ready for you by the time you finish shopping." Several aisles later, my friend heard the butcher's voice boom over the public-address system, "Will the lady who wanted bigger brexsts please meet me at the back of the store." At the Polish Agricultural university, the Professor was talking about increasing milk production of the cows, when a girl in the class asked, "Why do cows always seem depressed when being milked?" The Professor answered, "Well my girl, if every morning at dawn they woke you up, rubbed your bxobs for two hours and didn't scrxw you afterwards, wouldn't you look depressed, too?"

Public Comments

1. Lol...I laughed
2. I thought they were funny!!! Go You!!!! :o)
3. good 1 had a laugh hahaha
4. Hahah! I especially liked the 1st one. Nice it made me laugh :)
5. LOL!!!! that was really funny :D
6. not really - but then I have had a recent sense of humour by pass operation (aka vocal chord surgery)
7. omg thats funny
8. The first one was funny, the second one...not so much...
9. lol
10. those are quite good and have the sense of humar... anyway, are those your own creations?
11. ha ha ha ha ha ..... lol
12. very very funny
13. LOL.....
14. great your on a roll
15. Good one Chris.!!! 10/10.!!!
16. .....................lmao!!!!!!!!!!
17. CO, COU, COUG, COUGH!! Hmmmm!! lol Tink x
18. lol