Chook Me!

Lol me Duckies just for you!!!A biker chick is sitting at a barr drinking beer.Every time she lifts her arm to

knock one back,she reveals she has an incredibly hairy armpit.A drunk at the other end of the bar watches her in fascination.Eventually he turns to the barman and says,"Say.I'd like to buy that ballerina a drink."What makes you think she's a ballerina?"replies the barman."Hell,"says the drunk."Any gal who can raise her leg that high has to be a ballerina!" **** Two old woman are sitting on a bench talking.One says to the otheer."How's your hubby holding up in bed these days?"The 2 woman replies,"He makes me feel like an exercise bike.Each day he climbs on and starts pumping away,but we never seem to get anywhere." **** A drunk goes to a parking meter,puts in a quaeter,and watches as the dial goes to 60."I can't believe it",he says "I just lost 100 pounds!" **** A hangover is the wrath of grapes. **** There me Duckies I hoped you enjoyed them star if you pls,but pls no nasties ok? Love you all.xxxx

Public Comments

1. yes i know i heard that last night actually thought it'd get a reaction from someone i love shock value
2. hahahahahaha gud stuff lol
3. Lmao all very funny .... a star for a star. Dr Bacon ur a sick fcuk
4. yes very good and mechelle i totally agree with you. shove it bacon
5. wonderful thanks!!! rotfl :)
6. Very good
7. very funny, there are some creepy people in here lol..
8. lol
9. hahahaha a good one jd
10. OMG!!! These are excellent!!! :D Where do you keep finding these great jokes? :D Star for you! *
11. thanx me duckie very funny !!!
12. Out for a jar in a hour, I'll tell these in the pub !
13. OMG that was so funny!!! HA!!! HA!!! HA!!!