Chook Me!

ladies, how might i be able to?

ladies, the advice from my boys on how to do it doesn't work. so you tell me. when i push up on the hot college chicks, on a couple different times, i've had the cuties lift up their right hand and slap my face. after the first time, which i couldn't even move cuz she raised her hand so fast i couldn't block it, i asked 1 of my boys how the hell to block that out. well he gave me a little tip, but the very next weekend, ANOTHER blonde raise her right smack too and got me. i'm beginning to think ladies are just too fast. but man, i'm not blind. they're hot. so i tell em what i think. if another 1 of them lifts her hand up to slap my face, how can i know it's coming beforehand and block it so i don't get slapped?

Public Comments

1. Maybe you should work on your manners instead.
2. well you look like a jerk so i think you need a good slap across that face of yours.
3. well, ur tellin em what you think..maybe you should chill and keep somethings to yourself. and, maybe you are a tad slow that you can't block girl slaps... <3 Dani
4. as soon as you say something perverted and rude, run for it
5. If a "hot lady" slaps you, it's for a good reason. We're just too fast for you
6. Think back to every comment made before you got slapped. Think about it... really think about it and that is probably WHY you got slapped. So maybe take that comment out and you probably wouldn't have been slapped and the whole situation could have been changed. quick tip-- think about what you say befpre you say it.
7. You don't block slaps. Instead, what you do is learn proper manners and watch your mouth and hands. If you treat a woman with respect and use good manners, you won't have to worry about getting slapped at all!
8. Maybe you should be nicer to them!? but if they frown or make an unhappy face, yu could be sure it's comming.... Or you could wear a hockey helmet that the goalies wear.
9. im confused. what r u talking about