Chook Me!

JOKE. Funny/dirty. You decide.?

So heres the deal. Some college guy found some hot chick. Long stroty short, boy meets girl. Likes girl. Girl meets boy, likes boy. Chick digs him. He digs her. She sneaks into his dorm, and you can probaly guess, whats gonna happen. The boy said," Lettuce for harder." "tomato for faster." They do,"you know what. On the top bunk, with his roomate half asleep. All the room mate heres is; "LETUCE!" "TOMATO!" "LETUCE!" "TO-TO-TO-LEEETTUUCCEE/TOMATO." "tOMATO? NO LETTUCE" tHE ROOMATE SAYS, WOULD YOU STOP MAKING SANDWHICHES UP THERE, YOUR GETTING MAYONAISE ALL OVER MY FACE!!!! fUNNY??

Public Comments

1. YUK! A wee bit funny!
2. HAHA that was fucking funny one of the best jokes ive heard. got anymore.
3. ewwwwwwww....ya a lil funny n lots dirty....
4. I heard that before but it goes like this there's no room mate it's his brother here it is >> thanks for the 2points love ya. One night a man and woman went to his house to have sex when he stopped her to say "I still live with my parents and me and my brother share bunk beds so if you want to change positions say "lettuce" and if you want to go faster say "tomatos" So they were getting it on and she was screaming "lettuce, lettuce, tomatos, lettuce, tomatos, tomatos" Suddenly the younger brother (on the bottom bunk) said "Could you stop making sandwiches your getting mayonase on me"!
5. I must've heard it a 10,000 times. But......., were u the "roommate"????? Were u sharing ur Xperience wid us??
6. That's funny and dirty and just plain......... WEIRD!!
7. might've been funnier if u just said it normally
8. .....very funny.....cute excellent...awesome..........good job......keep up the good jokes.....made me laugh...lmao