Chook Me!

How can I make the Hottest chick in my College to fall in Love with me..?

Well... Honestly speaking.. I m an average looking guy with very less muscular built. I wear thick glasses and I m a bookworm. I m not very rich. I m very shy and I dont speak to anyone in college. PS. Dont tell me to use the magic of my smile.. I wear braces.. Please answer very seriously. I m very sensitive..

Public Comments

1. all that can be ignored if you're blessed with an anaconda sized penis!!!
2. Drop your trousers.
3. just try talking to her, let her see your personality
4. 2 words for ya: multiple orgasms.
5. Be urself. don't take a second look at her...makes dem feel proud. try not to even touch her by mistake. Don't let her know that you love her..even when u stare at her. try 2 talk to her in a decent way and show dat u r the most innocent fellow of all times. But what is the best...if u really want to marry her, then i wud say its a bad decision. Go 4 sum1 who loves U. better dan going back of sum1 whom u luv.
6. You can borrow my taser and handcuffs. After she's subdued you can take her to a very private place and work on "convincing" her to love you. It might take some time, but after a few weeks I'm sure she'll see it your way.
7. with your name you can't go wrong, she will fall in love with ya!