Chook Me!

I ate at Church's fried chicken last week?

Now I have ailments. Can anyone recommend a good salve or ointment? Should I sue? I am a senior citizen and I am a taxpayer! God bless America!

Public Comments

1. What are your ailments, cheapness and complaining?
2. You should have choked the chicken before you ate it. That would have prevented any problems. Since you are a senior citizen, and may not be capable of choking the chicken, I would suggest you have someone else do it for you. As far as salves or ointments, I suggest something water based. It will have less cholesterol then the oil based ointments.
3. Man, i don't know what to tell you, but have you noticed the chicken at Churches is like supper big, i mean BIG!!!!!!!!! The wings look like breast. That why kids are so big these days. Cause of the preserves they put in food to make it grow bigger, but do you notice that it never taste the same.
4. no you shouldn't sue, i sure that wasn't the first time you ate Churches chicken. maybe it was to greasy for you that day,or you already had a ailments. try it again and see what happens.
5. You cannot sue. As a fellow senior eating these types foods can aggrevate any ailments. Eat healthy
6. Maybe your body does not agree with fast food any more since your a senior citizen? old age. You can see your doctor & have them check you or have some test done to see if the food had poison in it that made you sick? and if the test does determine that, then you can take Church's Fried Chicken to court & sue them. You need the proof though, you need a good lawyer & a document from the doctor saying you ate poison.
7. Sue them, how could you possibly lose? You'll need the poop for evidence, hope you saved it. Good Luck.