Chook Me!

Every one who loves poultry/ Ducks, chickens, turkeys look this is for your flocks health! This can hurt you!?

I love poultry when i found this out I said wow! WARNING! A centuries old strain has recently been identified! This chronic disorder is affecting MILLIONS today and is quickly spreading! This highly transmissible disorder is known to very few poultry owners, although an estimated 95 percent of backyard flock owners are unknowingly subjected to it daily! Although symptoms rarely show up in the flock, and fatalities are extremely rare, this is a major cause for concern for ALL poultry owners world-wide. Chronic gallus domesticus sederia is a newly identified disorder most commonly transferred through direct contact with a flock. Occuring more frequently with some breeds than others, every flock owner in every corner of the world is highly susceptible to it! Don't think you or your flock suffer? Do you think 'I haven't come into contact with any flock but my own' ? Think again!! symptoms include minor dementia, restlessness, major compulsive behavior, serious reactions to specific breeds and types, rapid flock increases, and often minor espousal conflicts. And the worst part is: this disorder effects not the flock, but the flock OWNER!! Often stimulated by mere images and oral communication, victims of this disorder will often, most likely compulsively purchase excess poultry, or place all free time and thought into thier flock. This often results in lunacy, meal deprivation, and slight giddiness (the latter being quite alarming in the male flock keeper). If you seem to suffer from any of these symptoms you most likely have Chronic GDS, and need to consult a therapist immediately! Please avoid all hatcheries, poultry shows, chicken-related forums, and all other poultry related activities! Also avoid all human contact lest you transfer your obsession (ahem) disorder to others. - your fellow inflicted chicken lover As a matter of fact, I DO know Latin: Sulum domus pullus = Every yard a Chicken (or 2-3) Email me for help! I will do my best to help you! abbybowden1@yahoo.ca yes ca i do not live there but i put that as a joke:) It is not funny though:) I hope your flock is safe!, Abby

Public Comments

1. I've kept chickens for years, nothing like this has ever happened to me or any other poultry owner I know. It sounds like someone is pulling your leg.
2. I agree with Floppity. . . . . Sounds to me like YOU have contracted something if you believe this! I am 56yrs old and my grandmothers kept chickens for years. . . lots more chickens than I can keep in my pen and NONE of them ever came up with what you describe. I have several friends who have kept chickens for years and when I talk to them about this,they too wonder if I just hit my head. At best,you can actually contract Chicken Pox from infected chickens and you can get Avian Flu from infected chickens but that is about all you can contract and this is straight from Chicken Breeders and Chicken Showmen. Check out your sources before you start a Nation/Worldwide phony scare.