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How many chicks will I get when I get to run the sporting goods section at Walmart?

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1. not much, chicks don't go to that counter that often
2. just one's named crystal or tammy
3. 5, but nothing under the age of 70
4. Ummm, I don't know many who that would impress. Good luck.
5. i dont think it will make a difference.
6. It depends will you be naked or clothed
7. lol hell yeah a sh** ton!
8. .......i don't think baby chickens are allowed to go into walmart. Sorry.
9. just a bunch of old roosters
10. at least one, me. I need some new balls for beer pong
11. Not many because women don't go to that section often, just women that look like men.
12. more than you get know ;)
13. You'll get one slutty girl named Shaniqua. She will love you in all the right ways, but dump you for the guy that runs the electronics section after 5 months.
14. 3 chicks, 2 alternates and 1 questionable
15. it depends on how many butch women live in your area
16. Not as many as you get now, chicks buy sporting goods at a dedicated sporting goods store.
17. You would probably get more chicks if you ran the poultry section.
18. you will get a butt load of chicks....if you don't mind chunky housewives. SaWEEET!!
19. The same amount you get now...
20. Well, idk, but not me!
21. Maybe 1...if you're lucky. try the make up counter ;]
22. About 2 or 3 will actually look at you and think that you think that you have made it to big time because you are over the sporting goods section in Walmart....Believe me, and they will be right but in your defense, you are only in preparation for bigger responsibilities in life so pay them no attention....YOU keep striving and reaching HIGHER.....
23. omg sooo many1 especially cuz thats where all the chiks hang out
24. Hey luva, what time do you work? I will stop by, we can make out behind the counter. I love me a workin' man! LOL
25. Lots. A friend of mine works the sporting goods section at Walmart and he has girls falling all over him.
26. If you get to run the key machine you will get keys to chicks houses.
27. i think you will attract more guys...
28. 3.5 chicks.
29. They sky's the limit, bro. Nothing gets a woman juiced in the knickers like a man with power.
30. it depends on how many trailer parks are in the area
31. Uhh.. The only chicks that would go to the sporting goods section are either manly or shopping for their husbands/boyfriends. Fail.
32. A ton of chicks, trust me. They flock to that place like bees to a hive.
33. I disagree with most of these people answering, you would get a lot or at least me :) I love the sporting good section at Walmart. You have the guns, paintball stuff, fishing and golf. What can be better <3