Chook Me!

girls, if you saw, would you?

i have posted up flyers offering ladies that are in the age group of like 17,18 uo to 22 however much they want for lessons on how to anticipate and block the slap of a hot college chick. cuz i've had a couple get me on the left cheek with a right hand smack, and they left red marks. their hand is too fast so it can't be blocked. that's why i need a girl to show me how a guy can do that, so if another hottie tries to slap the crap out of me, hahahaha1 it won't work! i'm not talking about hitting them back, but i've got to be able to block the slap. and i don't know how, and i'm sure they do. so i'm offering to pay any female(s) to show me how. if you saw this, would you show me?

Public Comments

1. this is so pathetic
2. U wont find a gilr that wants to slap you. But wat i cant unstand is y do u want to get.
3. You seriously can't find anyone to slap u for free. Lol. Just reading this question makes me want to slap u.
4. why???
5. did you seriously just ask this question?>