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Is there a device like a whistle which only the hottest chicks can hear and respond to ?

In this scientific era, is there a device like a whistle which when blown the hottest chicks in an areas come running towards you ?? ( PS: I need that whistle )

Public Comments

1. dont know but that would be the shit
2. just scream into a microphone "HUGE SALE AT VALLEYGIRL 75% OFF ALL STOCK OH MY GOD OH MY DEAR GOD" or something like that.
3. depends on if theyre dumb blonds wanna have shex??
4. y do u ask pointless questions...