Chook Me!

When did it become NOT okay to eat chicken wings at church?

I mean, really? I wasn't slapping or chewing loud or anything. Does that really warrant getting tossed out of church? I mean, I pay them money to be there! I always put a quarter in the collection plate BOTH times they pass it around!! Can you believe that?

Public Comments

1. nice pun
2. is this a joke?
3. chicken wings at church is the only Unforgivable Sin.
4. Try St Catherine of the Greasy Wings. They're very laid back.
5. It's the sticky sauce that it the problem it gets all over the pews and makes a mess. Usually they get upset when they hear my bear can hiss while I open it. That gets them all pissed off. They need to lighten up!
6. It must not have been coated in their stale bread.