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How long after my wife leaves me do I gotta wait to bring chicks home?

She left me today but I was thinking about heading up to the bar to pick up chicks. Should I wait a couple of days before I pick up chicks or does it not matter since she left me?

Public Comments

1. You have to get right back on the whores...I mean horse.
2. seriously?!?!?!?
3. She left, she made that decision. Go get laid playa!
4. dude who cares. bring some some drunken hot slut and video tape your activities then email it to all her co-workers and boss. (:
5. If you have a nice backyard and a pen, you can bring them home immediately. You could also choose to sell the eggs rather than letting them hatch.
6. I have a feeling your not going to have much luck. So I dont see a problem with you heading out tonight to pick up chicks.
7. Honestly, I think you should wait a little bit and see what happens before you do something you regret.
8. new chick =]
9. Of course not, especially considering you have no soul. So start lining the skanks up! Have fun with all the STD's.
10. Well considering shes probably getting f*cked by your neighbor as we speak i would say go for it
11. Its better to, sit down and think what was that you could have done to save the relationship, we can make mistakes but shouldn't repeat it again and again,
12. You should treat your wife better and with the respect a lady, and one that a wife would deserve. You seem like the problem not her. YOur wife left her own home do you have no shame.?? 1) you are toooo ugly for a decent sincere relationship. 2) you are toooo stupid. 3) A stupid woman , or any whore will treat you like shite, not with the wisdom, faith, respect and sort of love your wife would have. you need to give her respect and try family counselling. You also need to see a psychologist and a psychiatrist 'if' you want a chance to save your marriage and have a chance to make the most out of the life you have. listen to yourself - you are what society knows as scum and even lower than shite. Is that what you want to be? then a curse is bestowed upon you.
13. that whore is probably already getting engaged to the pool boy. Go ahead dude! just remember, "its whats inside that counts"
14. good luck with that its getting late you better get there before all the drunk "chicks" are gone. Oh and dont call them chicks if you expect any chance of a positive encounter,lol. oh and sorry she left (unless its a good thing) and I dont get how mean and upset sounding cappacchino is up there^^ did he not understand that she left you????
15. Dude, what's taking you so long? you obviously aren't torn up about your wife leaving you, so go for it and score!!!
16. get who you want, when you want.. but remember... do not get married again... its crap...
17. She is gone quit wasting your time on the computer, get out find a chick and get her back there to your bed as soon as possible.
18. You are rude, immature and obviously trying to draw attention to yourself by asking such a question.
19. Sleeping around spreads diseases
20. You should wait the respectable 10 minutes, and then start cleaning up her old belonging for gifts for the new chicks!
21. Go for it, man.
22. Dude, show some respect ... wait at least two hours and give her a chance to come crawling back.
23. I'm on my way!
24. You posted this almost 24 hours ago...you should have had 3 by now.
25. She'll come back. She won't just leave all that meat in the freezer.
26. I like the 1st guy's answer!
27. LMFAO@Poodle. I can't top that. Cockadoodle doo, lol.
28. it's been a day. open the door already it's cold out here.
29. 43 minutes.
30. if all legal bits are ok then - wait no more than 1 second!
31. The right time is as soon as you've changed the locks on the doors. If your wife decides to go back home, I'm sure she won't knock. If you think her walking in on you while you're with a drunk chick from the bar will result in a 3some, you've been watching too much porn.