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Dream Interpretation?

Weird dream: I had a dream last night that involved me being in a whore house, but it wasn't a full blown whore house. it was set up as a huge open floor plan, with separate large rooms that each had bars in them, but it still felt like a house. upstairs was a hotel- it was like the bottom floor was the area where you get tanked and party with the whores, and then you take them to your room to smash. anywho, 3 of my ex girlfriends were there... as whores. (they had all cheated on me in real life) and they saw me as i was siting on the couch watching the pole dancers, and sipping my pro-co. they came over one by one until they were all there, and then they starting fighting over me, and who i was gonna buy and take up stairs- (little side note: the prices were like effin paradise, bro- $37 for each blowski and if i bought three blowski's i could bone for free for the rest of the month! WTF?!) well while these broads where arguing i spot a chick walking across the room with a tray of drinks in her hand. she is clearly a whore herself, but she's just handing out drinks. I recognize her. She's a chick i know of through a friend's sibling on Myspace?? In real life i always thought she was cute, I have never talked to her, never seen her in person- just know her through Myspace. She always wears really heavy dark eye make up, and it's wicked hott. Anyway, i see her, and i leave the arguing bee-otches and walk over to her and say to her "I want you." i hand her a wad of Jackson's and we roll up to my room (which has a party going on in it for some reason) I ask her why she's whoring herself out, and she starts crying, and then tells me it's how shes paying for college. Bummer, right- well my shizzle was rock solid, and i laid the "d". I wake up (in my dream) and my room is dark grey, and everything is made out of concrete, my sheets, the mirrors, everything. the rock monster from the never ending story is passed out in the corner of my room. i flip out and go down stairs. now everything is orange like a sunset in california, and i'm wearing a bruins jersey and no pants. when i get to the bottom floor that was a whore house the night before- it is clearly a sporting goods store?! Can anyone help me out with this?

Public Comments

1. haha dude stop tripping on acid before you go to sleep. problem solved.
2. Um. Have you been drinking before you've gone to bed? 2nd: Maybe you're s'posed to be talk/be with the girl that you know through MySpace in real life.