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When i go to Heaven will there be an open bar? Will God let have fried chicken and beer for breakfast?

I don't want fried chicken and beer everyday just when i feel like it. Heaven will be a great place

Public Comments

1. What is your Scriptural basis for this?
2. Why eat fried chicken when you can feast on the flesh of other sinners? Especially atheists.
3. Only if you truly believe in God and accept Jesus as your savior.
4. Since the Bible condemns drunkenness at best you can hope for is one beer.
5. There will be Louis XIII Black Pearl on tap and all of the fried chicken will be free-range and certified organic.
6. Jesus, I hope so!
7. Only on Tuesdays. ^_^
8. Hell is much better. Everybody wants to come to hell. It's the most awesome amusement park in the universe. I own hell and I would be glad to sell u a discounted ticket in advance.
9. Mana
10. If God is African there will be fried chicken for sure! Buckets and buckets.
11. The bible enfansize on the fact that nothing unclean shall enter into heaven, so unless you are planning on going to Hell where the will be lots of beer and open bar.
12. yeah u go ahead and blaspheme. god will have his vengence on those that mock him. and i promise il try really really hard not to say i told u so .....
13. The Bible says you will have your hearts desires... Streets of Gold, Gates of Pearls, but you must first seek the Lord...
14. 1 Corinthians 15 (Amplified Bible) 50But I tell you this, brethren, flesh and blood cannot [become partakers of eternal salvation and] inherit or share in the kingdom of God; nor does the perishable (that which is decaying) inherit or share in the imperishable (the immortal). 51Take notice! I tell you a mystery (a secret truth, an event decreed by the hidden purpose or counsel of God). We shall not all fall asleep [in death], but we shall all be changed (transformed) 52In a moment, in the twinkling of an eye, at the [sound of the] last trumpet call. For a trumpet will sound, and the dead [in Christ] will be raised imperishable (free and immune from decay), and we shall be changed (transformed). 53For this perishable [part of us] must put on the imperishable [nature], and this mortal [part of us, this nature that is capable of dying] must put on immortality (freedom from death). 54And when this perishable puts on the imperishable and this that was capable of dying puts on freedom from death, then shall be fulfilled the Scripture that says, Death is swallowed up (utterly vanquished [h]forever) in and unto victory. To answer your question: no and no.
15. What makes you think you are going to Heaven?
16. Only when the buffet is opened but you have to be quick because those seats fill up fast.