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What would you rather be: a ninja, a pirate. or a giant chicken robot?

I would rather be a ninja but I would like to see what other people would rather be. Oh! And I added the giant chicken robot just for the fun of it. If you can't make up your mind then just tell me which one you think would win in a fight.

Public Comments

  1. I want to be a pirate
  2. That giant chicken robot sounds like a ahndful of trouble
  3. A pirate - but only if I could hang out with Johnny Depp ;o>
  4. Pirate
  5. id rather be me
  6. I'd like to be a Pirate Ninja!
  7. oh, i would love to be a pirate. and a ninja might win, i still go for the pirate.
  8. A Ninja all the way!
  9. For years it was a Ninja, Ninjas kick so much ass.... however its slowly becomeing Pirate.... Pirates are awsome. Pirates also get a ship and bootey....soooooooooooooooo ~ PIRATE ~!!!!!
  10. Chicken Robot...Defiantly - i would want to be him and he would win in the fight.
  11. chicken robot. definately PS: IM TRYING TO SEE HOW MANY PEOPLE I CAN GET TO ANSWER THIS QUESTION!~ CLICK ON MY PIC AND GO TO MY QUESTIONS. trust me you will know witch one it is!~~~!
  12. a pirate
  13. lol... I'd rather be a pirate! imagine it! A 4 foot 11 pirate... :-)
  14. A ninja. A friend of mine dressed as a ginja (a ninja geisha) for a Halloween party last weekend and that costume kicked *ss.
  15. Ninja. I'd rather be a Ninja. Plus, the Ninja would win because of the stealth feature and sword-play and the cool black outfit. Pirate would only have one good eye and one good leg and a hook for one hand... not much of a prize fighter. And as much as I like the giant chicken robot in concept, I do not think that it could peck and scratch (and flap or fly?) or think tactically enough to triumph in combat against the Ninja (or pirate for that matter, Aye!).
  16. aaaarrrghhhh.......a piraja(ninja-pirate), but if I really had to choose I would be a pirate.
  17. Wow! I'd be a super chicken robot! What a way to get people's attention! And think about the giant eggs I could lay! That'd make great omelets, I'm sure.
  18. Ninja
  19. A pirate,to go searching for treasure.
  20. A ninja...
  21. I would rather be a pirate -- ARGH!
  22. Ninja all the way.
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