Chook Me!

Today i met this black person at my store?

He was looking through our watermelon section when i approached him and i asked him if i could help him find something. He complied and asked if we had any special deals adding if i knew what he meant and i pointed him to the meat section where we had a good sale, to which he proceeded going straight toward the poultry and chicken section. He then called up his friend Tyrone and they both exchanged a barrage of ebonics that consisted of exemplifying sentences based on the justification of their lack of money and jokes as to how life will get better for them. Tyrone grabbed the watermelon the first guy picked out and went to checkout. The first guy had an exchange with the black cashier lady who had excess fat layers in her butt cheeks and was flirting back about how her bottom layers would regularly attract guys just like him and as if he wasn't special enough for her to which the first guy replied that he was good enough for her by exemplifying manly gestures and flashing his chains at her to show superficial wealth amounts. The cashier lady liked it and said that she might see him later again, winking, to which he smiled at commenting on the size of her buttocks once more. Which store do you think this was?

Public Comments

1. toys r us i honestly just read the question and the last sentance... O.o
2. The QuickieMart
3. watermelons are still in season?
4. Awesome day you had. I say this was at Walmart.
5. the store in your head!
6. THE STORE WHERE A RACIST GIRL WORKS?
7. Wallmart! hahaha you meet the ghettoest people there hahaha on time i was at albertsons and like 10 black people walked in and they walked up to the chicken section(yes there is one) and they saw a sign that said 2 buckets for like 10 bucks or something and they stood they for like 10 hours talking about how good of a deal it was and then walked out kuz they had no money hahaha good times