Chook Me!

I just had a 302,555 Calorie Binge.?

I have a sever food addiction. It has taken over my life. Please help. I had all of this without stopping: I went Outback Steakhouse and had cheese fries (2,134 calories), a bloomin' onion (1,551 calories), a 14 oz ribeye (1,193 calories), a 20 oz Melbourne (1,009 calories), Alice Springs Chicken (1,681 calories), a full rack of baby back ribs (1,935 calories), garlic mashed potatoes (367 calories), a loaded baked potato (505 calories), a bacon cheese burger (1,271 calories), a bloomin' burger (1,220 calories), and a dessert sampler trio (2,394 calories). Then I went to Applebee's and got an appetizer sampler (2,510 calories), Boneless Buffalo Wings (1,240 calories), Chili Cheese Nachos (1,680 calories), chicken quasedilla grande (1,440 calories), pork wonton tacos (940 calories), mozzarella sticks (940 calories), queso blaco with chili (1,470 calories), chicken fried steak (1,290 calories), steak fajitas (1,360 calories), a riblets platter (1,700 calories), a chicken tenders platter (1,300 calories), crispy orange chicken (2,030 calories), Provolone Stuffed Fettuncine Alfredo (1,580 calories), a Philly Burger (1,090 calories), a Cowboy Burger (1,120 calories), a Quesadilla Burger (1,420 calories), a Fire Pit Burger (1,070 calories), a Steakhouse Burger (1,190 calories), chili cheese fries (630 calories), BBQ Pulled Pork Sliders (1,020 calories), a Zesty Ranch Chicken Sandwich (1,140 calories), a Chocolate Chip Cookie Sundae (1,660 calories), and a Blue Ribbon Brownie (1,290 calories). Then I went to Chili’s and got Texas cheese fries with chili and jalapeno ranch (2,060 calories), boneless buffalo wings with bleu cheese (1,170 calories), southwestern egg rolls with avocado ranch (810 calories), large beef nachos (1,690 calories), a santa fe chicken wrap (1,110 calories), a BBQ burger (1,550 calories), a Jalapeno Smokehouse Burger (2,130 calories), Shiner Rock BBQ ribs (1,750 calories), Buffalo Chicken Fajitas (1,570 calories), a molton chocolate cake (1,020 calories), and a brownie sundae (1,290 calories). Then I went to KFC and had two Double Downs (1,080 calories), a Mashed Potato and chicken famous bowl (700 calories), a KFC snacker (290 calories), corn on the cob (140 calories), mac and cheese (170 calories), a biscuit (180 calories), and two extra crispy drumsticks (300 calories). Then I went to Subway and had a footlong meatball marinara (1,160 calories) and a footlong chicken teryaki (760 calories), along with a footlong tuna sub (1,060 calories) and a footlong philly cheesesteak (1,040 calories). Then I went to Carls Jr. and had a Big Country Breakfast Burrito (750 calories), a loaded breakfast burrito (780 calories), a breakfast burger (780 calories), French Toast Dips (460 calories), a Big Carl (910 calories), a Western Bacon Six Dollar Burger (1,000 calories), a Guacamole Six Dollar Burger (1,040 calories), 20 piece chicken tenders (560 calories), Chili Cheese Fries (950 calories), onion rings (530 calories), and a Chocolate Malt Crunch Malt (910 calories). I went to Jack in the Box and had a Bacon Ultimate Cheeseburger (920 calories), a Sirloin Swiss and Grilled Onion Burger (883 calories), a chicken fajita pita (326 calories), a Homestyle Ranch Chicken Club (726 calories), a Hearty Breakfast Bowl (853 calories), a chorizo breakfast burrito (726 calories), and bacon cheddar potato wedges (679 calories). I went to Panda Express and had Beijing Beef (690 calories), orange chicken (400 calories), fried rice (570 calories), chow mein (400 calories), and three chicken egg rolls (600 calories). I then went to Taco Bell and had a chipotle steak taco salad (900 calories), a Double Decker Taco Supreme (360 calories), a Cheesy Gordita Crunch (500 calories), A Gordita Beef Nacho Cheese (290 calories), a Chulupa Steak Nacho Supreme (330 calories), an XXL chulupa (660 calories), a 7-layer burrito (510 calories), a Beefy Five Layer Burrito (560 calories), a beef burrito supreme (420 calories), a cheesy bean and rice burrito (490 calories), a chili cheese burrito (380 calories), a grilled stuff beef burrito (700 calories), a chicken flatbread sandwich (290 calories), a crunch wrap supreme (540 calories), a beef enchirito (370 calories), a Nachos Bell Grande (770 calories), and a caramel apple empanada (310 calories). I then went to Romano’s and got spaghetti Bolognese with meatballs (1,230 calories), Chicken Fettuncine Alfredo (1,050), a pepperoni pizza (920 calories), Penne Rustica (980 calories), and Lasagna Al Forno (690 calories). I then went to Ruby Tuesday and had a Smokehouse Burger (1,219 calories), a Triple Prime Bacon Cheddar Burger (1,332 calories), and Double Chocolate Cake (902 calories). I went to In-and-Out and got a Double-Double (670 calories) and a chocolate shake (590 calories). I then went to IHOP and had a Big Steak Omelet (1,220 calories), Cheesecake Pancakes (850 calories), Huevos Rancheros (1,110 calories), Cinna-stack French Toast (1,120 calories), Swedish Crepes (930 calories), Bacon and Cheddar Crepes (1,130 calories), and a Big Country Breakfast (1,790 calories). I then went to Denny’s and had an appetizer sampler (1,380 calories), zesty nachos (1,340 calories), county fried steak and eggs (660 calories), a Southwestern Steak Burrito with hash browns (1,120 calories), a bacon slamburger (1,030 calories), a Spicy Buffalo Chicken Melt (860 calories), a Fried Cheese Melt (830 calories), a Chocolate Chip Pancakes Platter (640 calories), a lumberjack slam (940 calories), Brownie a la Mode (830 calories). I went to Wendy’s and had a bacon and cheese baked potato (440 calories), and M&M Frosty (560 calories), a Crispy Chicken Deluxe (460 calories), a Triple Baconator (1,360 calories), and a large chili (330 calories). I went to McDonald’s and had an Angus

Public Comments

1. Whoa, you ate that much , you need to tape it and post a binge like this on Youtube.
2. No you didn't.
3. If you have the money to get all of that you should take those funds and invest in a nutritionist. Maybe all your money could go towards that and say a gym membership? (Not being a dick). But when you don't have money for all that food it could cut calories.
4. woooooooow. i cant believe you took the time to look up the nutritional facts for all of these foods. and then add them.
5. If you really did, youd gain over 80 pounds! I hope this isnt true, all in one day! If it is, Yahoo Answers can't due much help for you, you need to seek professional care, and it can't be possible to eat all of that and not throw up or pass out or something I would think! Are you trying to show off that you know the amount of calories in all these food items? :/