Chook Me!

can I make beer can cat instead of beer can chicken?

My sister left for school and I am tired of cleaning the litter-box, it is 9 pounds and Ive been fattening it up lately. Is it big enough yet?

Public Comments

1. That's awful.
2. Nope. Need to wait until it gets to 19 pounds.
3. Man, if you can open a hole big enough in that cat's back end then I suppose you can shove a can of beer into it. Nine pounds sounds like it's "ripe" enough. The people of Vicenza, Italy, are referred to as "cat eaters" because during the war that is all there was to eat. They say it tastes like rabbit. And that the way to tell the difference between (cooked) cat & rabbit is that cat bones are hollow whereas chicken bones aren't.
4. dont at cats its not very nice ya know
5. beer can cat don't taste as good as beer can troll. hmmmm... wanna come over for some beer? i'm hungry!